What does Rafa write in those notes on the bench?

He tries to figure out this tricky little blighter:

That was piss easy, I must have done it in about four seconds!

Maybe that's what he's writing, "piece of piss that, now I'm bored, no?".

Shopping list.

Bog rolls.
Oven chips.
Lasagne.
Daily Sport.
Bag of satsumas.
Ping pong ball.

To do list:

Dinner
Send kids to bed
Trip to X-rated shops
Sexy time.

Montse very happy for sure

Quote from 7-King Kenny-7 on Nov 23, 2009 08:51:18 pm

Sexy time.

Verry niicee. High fivee!

He just likes writing on quaaaallity paper.

Jaffa Cakes.
Angel Delight.

Tampons.
Cucumber.
Barms.

David Silva.

He got into the craze 8 years too late.

1) Humiliate Mr Fergsuon
2) Punch Voronin
3) Maintain fantastic goatee
4) Punch Voronin

I hate Voronin

Triple A batteries.
Chewing gum.
Mach III blades for me razor.

Write Voronin's name all over the page. Then use it too wipe ass during half time break.

"Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens,
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens,
brown paper packages tied up with strings,
these are a few of my favorite things.

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels,
door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles.
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings.
these are a few of my favorite things.

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes,
snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes,
silver white winters that melt into springs,
these are a few of my favorite things.

When the dog bites, when the bee stings,
when I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
and then I don't feel so bad. "

I know that it is hard economic times but why should i have to write on both sides of the paper,and I wish Tom and George would not give me homework to do when the match is being played.

Dear Santa

Could you please get rid of these two clowns who are ruining this football club.
A bid from Ajax for Babbel.
A bid from anyone for Voronin.
a pair of slippers as well.

Thank you

Rafa

Him and Sammy play hang man.........
MA_ _ _ESTER U_ _TED PLAYERS
ARE A BU _ _ _ OF
TO_ _ERS

"Note to self: Buy more horse placenta."

Quote from LFC9 on Nov 24, 2009 05:04:59 pm

Him and Sammy play hang man.........
MA_ _ _ESTER U_ _TED PLAYERS
ARE A BU _ _ _ OF
TO_ _ERS

Well someone's cheating then because 'S' has already been said.

O christ i checked that 3 times aswell

Sorry, I have nothing better to do until Kick Off

It's Rafa's plan on how to kill Tom Hicks and George Gillett

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