Shankly's Famous Quotes 2009 Style
Shanks On Life and Death"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I am very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you that making money to service the loans is much more important than that"
Shanks On Everton"If Everton were playing at the bottom of the garden, I'd close the vertical blinds"
Shanks on what Liverpool means to him"Liverpool were made for me and I was made for Liverpool, and I knew that the people who mattered most were the ones who came through the turnstiles with electronic swipe cards"
Shanks on the This Is Anfield Sign"It's there to remind our lads who they're playing for, and for fans to get their picture taken when they pay £11 to go on the stadium tour"
Shanks on Craig Bellamy"You Son could start a riot in a graveyard"
Shanks on Liverpool"There are four great teams in Liverpool. Liverpool, Liverpool Reserves, Liverpool Under-18's and Liverpool Ladies"
Shanks on Everton's new signing Lucas Neill"Don't worry Lucas, You'll be playing near a great side"
Shanks on Luis Garcia"Jesus Christ son, you must be about 5ft tall"
"I'm 5ft 7in boss"
"That's close enough to 5ft for me"
Shanks on Robbie Keane"Yes, he misses a few. But he gets in the right place to miss them"
Shanks on Sami Hyypia"With him at centre-half, we could play Charles Itandje in goal!"
Shanks on Directors"At a football club, there's a holy trinity - the players, the manager, and the supporters. Directors don't come into it. They are only there to process transactions through a BACS money transfer"
Shanks unveiling Sotirios Kyrgiakos to journalists"He's just stepped out of the shower and is straightening his hair. Come in and see him.....have a walk round him. He's an Acropolis"
Shanks on allegations he took his wife to watch a match on their wedding anniversary"It wasn't our wedding anniversary, it was her birthday, because there's no way I would have got married in the football season. And it wasn't Zenit St Petersburg. It was Zenit St Petersburg Reserves"
Shanks to an injured Fernando Torres"Take that poof Alice Band off, and what do you mean you've hurt your hamstring? It's Liverpool's commercial department's hamstring".
All quotes courtesy of the 'KOP' magazine.