Fines

Pardonator?

When you took the test.

No lo entiendo.

£655.1 sadly can't see me ever adding to that total now though

876. Just read through it quickly. I might have to look at it again. I feel dirty
875.10. My bad

I am presuming you missed out on spin the bottle only because you were using it for something else at the time ?

Rabbit? The bottle's for pouring alcohol over women. . . While they were handcuffed

755.10 (I think)

876. Just read through it quickly. I might have to look at it again. I feel dirty
875.10. My bad

What (or who) have you been doing man?

755.10 (I think)

What (or who) have you been doing man?

Pretty much anything with a pulse I would think..... and I don't think he would be too fussy about the pulse.

Any hole's a goal. . . Allegedly

Alcohol, the cause of and solution to, most of lifes little penetrations. Homer J Simpson. (ed)

And then eventually you get one of the pregnant

And then eventually you get one of the pregnant

One! I'm on number bloody 3 (that I know of).

One! I'm on number bloody 3 (that I know of).

So it's a case of next stop, The Jeremy Kyle Show: Am I Your Daddy?

Only for the (that I know of) bit.

The other 3 know who I am. I cannot be held responsible for all the woman that have used me for one thing and then just cast me aside like an empty condom.

Women eh?

Ha ha. I couldn't afford to get three pregnant. Ever think of getting the snip

Ha ha. I couldn't afford to get three pregnant. Ever think of getting the snip

Explains why I'm constantly skint and yep, decided it was better (and less painful) to stop F***ing about. In all seriousness though they were all conceived in happy and long term relationships that eventually went awry for one reason or another.

It's like I'm looking into the future there. Ones already costing me 200 a week

It's like I'm looking into the future there. Ones already costing me 200 a week

200 a week! You obviously sired a child of D&G, Versace etc.

200 a week! You obviously sired a child of D&G, Versace etc.

One might say his mother is high maintenance alright.

One might say his mother is high maintenance alright.

There's high maintenance and there's bloody paris hilton. You can feed a family of 4 on half that easy.

There's high maintenance and there's bloody paris hilton. You can feed a family of 4 on half that easy.

Safe to say some people struggle to adjust after something like childbirth.
That's a whole other story though.