The 'I'm gonna beat your screen to smithereens' Technology Frustrations thread.

A mammoth document that took me ages to write, I'm talking at least 2 hours 30mins, I finished it, saved it and bloody e-mailed it, to where it needed to go. Ther person never recieved their e-mail, it's not in their inbox, or my sent items, or anywhere! It's not in my documents, can't find it using the search function....MY F***ing WORK HAS JUST F***ing VANISHED!!!

F***ing knobhead, these f**king things are f**king wanky sh*t stains.

Check your Recycle bin. Always worth a look!

I HATE these websites completely loaded up with videos, java and flash animations and "trendy" menu's. most of them make the whole system freeze.

I miss you, 2006

F***ing Mac Store in Eugene Cos its just an affiliate of apple, and not an actual official store, they are quoting $99 an hour to fix my computer - and $90 back up fee that i mentioned.

So i ring apple care, and they are like "Err, if you can get it to our store we do it for free, and back up for free.. that's what the warranty is for after all!" Basically saying even he thought that store was a bunch of cu*ts! So im gonna take my computer back from them, having rang them back and said i aint gonna let them touch it. Only problem is there is no apple store here, so having to wait until im in California in a week to do it

sh*t.

My computer simply stopped working for no aparent reason.

I'm using my mother's notebook, but it's so old and slow, and I need the LOST episodes that are on the computer or I'll go crazy!

Ah no! My computer still aint fixed, missing my Atletico FM game.. i feel the pain!!

Slightly different technology issue here but...

Photocopiers. Are. cu*ts.

Plain and simple.

The one I'm using in work just jams all day, ripping the documents I'm organising and generally annoying me to death.

I've literally made up new ways of offending it while using it. One included 'paper rapist.' And also singing, to the tune of 'I'm going to sex you up.' replacing sex with smash. Grrrr.   

Slightly different technology issue here but...

Photocopiers. Are. Cu*ts.

Plain and simple.

The one I'm using in work just jams all day, ripping the documents I'm organising and generally annoying me to death.

I've literally made up new ways of offending it while using it. One included 'paper rapist.' And also singing, to the tune of 'I'm going to sex you up.' replacing sex with smash. Grrrr.   

Sh*t.

My computer simply stopped working for no aparent reason.

I'm using my mother's notebook, but it's so old and slow, and I need the LOST episodes that are on the computer or I'll go crazy!

Just got back from the video store, rented a few LOST dvds to keep watching while my computer is not fixed

Did this to my old as F**k computer the other day: Make XP Look Like Windows 7

Hasn't slowed down at all which is surprising as it has less than half a gig of RAM

Haha, suddenly my computer is working again. I didn't do anything apart from making sure that all the cables were connected. They already were, but maybe not perfectly connected and thats why it wasnt turning on... well, I have no idea of what happened, but I'm glad I have it back Hopefully it will stay this way

http://www.techsupportalert.com/make-vista-run-faster.htm

I've just ran through this little guide. I'd done most of it anyway, but I'm not going near the stuff at the end. Too much messing and I killed my very first PC when I was about 10 by f*cking about with it like that.

You know the best way to make windows vista faster? Get windows 7

You know the best way to make windows vista faster? Get windows 7

That had occured to me. I'm going to wait until I get a new PC though. Much easier, and cheaper.

Or get a Mac.

Just restarted my PC. Working reasonably quicker.

You know the best way to make windows vista faster? Get windows 7

No word of a lie.

This is a thread about Windows.

Correct?

This is a thread about Windows.

Correct?

This is a thread about Windows.

Correct?

More or less. The massive fail that is Windows Vista.

And photocopiers. I swear in a week or so's time there will be a mad looking picture of me on the front of the Echo after I have murdered this one and went on a mad rampage through the offices of Liverpool.

My computer is chockers and as slow as a wet weekend.

And photocopiers.

Remember the bonus stages off Super Street Fighter 2? That's what I'm going to do to this machine.

I'm going to f*cking Chun-Li it's arse.

This is a thread about Windows.

Correct?

I still haven't got my computer fixed. Got the run-around from apple and now i need to call up and get a box sent to my house as im not close to an apple store, so it'll be a mail-repair. Problem is i keep forgetting to call

I'll do it later though, i swear

Computer sent off for repair. Hopefully back swiftly, and without any memory lost. I want my Football Manager back!

No wonder there's no BigV in the FM thread for quite awhile

No wonder there's no BigV in the FM thread for quite awhile

Haha, yep i have not had it for like 3 months now. Life sucks.