Name: Max Power
(If that doesnt strike fear into the oppo then nothing will)
Age: 33
Position: CM, ACM, RM, RWB, ST, LM, LWB, DC, RB, LB.
Unique skills: Modesty and ability to run about like a crisp packet blowing in the wind just like my mate Dirk.
Minutes: 90 if half time lasts a day and im allowed a sleep.
Cost: Ten minutes with my mate Dirk.
Things I won't do: Use the phrase " Nice pass Dirk "
Favourite word or phrase: "Substitution for Liverpool, number 18 Dirk Kuyt"
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