Patent our Torres song!

I've heard it from club to club, about 6/7 Premier League clubs sing it now for their no.9

But it is today that have angered me most, with the dirty Mancs singing it about Berbashite, ridiculous,



Is it even possible we can patent it?

Eduardo's is the same tune as well.

Copy cats.

To be fair, Manure sung it 1st about John O'Shea about 4 years ago.

It just didn,t sound right with them dirty bas**rds singing it .

Haha.  Not sure about that.

Wouldn't the fact it's unwritten come into play?  Also freedom of speech?

To be fair, Manure sung it 1st about John O'Shea about 4 years ago.

Really?!

Never heard that

But then again you never hear much from Old Toilet

Fook them

Liverpool always copied never equalled!!

To be fair, Manure sung it 1st about John O'Shea about 4 years ago.

Bollocks! the scum have never made up their own songs (glory glory Totenham hotspur) for example.

I saw one of the Liverpool old boys talking on LFCTV about the TORRES song, and he said Reds fans were singing that tune years ago about a striker ( can't remember which one ) he played with, and others after that as well.

To be fair, Manure sung it 1st about John O'Shea about 4 years ago.

Wrong we used the tune back in 2001 for Michael Owen. The one sung about sticking Totti up your hole.

I've heard it from club to club, about 6/7 Premier League clubs sing it now for their no.9

But it is today that have angered me most, with the dirty Mancs singing it about Berbashite, ridiculous,

Is it even possible we can patent it?

Btw how can you patent a song that uses a tune from another song, "Johnny Comes Marching Home," which is an old American Civil War song!!

Yeah but we can reply with such things as;

"His neck scar proved he lost his head Tevez, Tevez
You'll never shag a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez
You ugly F**k you Argie c**t they put your head on back to front
Carlos Tevez Herman Munster head."

Yeah but we can reply with such things as;

"His neck scar proved he lost his head Tevez, Tevez
You'll never shag a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez
You ugly f**k you Argie c**t they put your head on back to front
Carlos Tevez Herman Munster head."

That is sick! Sick, but at the same time, absolutely F***ing hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!! I love it!!! 

Just shows other sets of fans, arnt up to our level, as always LFC did it first!!

In fact, if I'm right in thinking, there was a song sung to to that tune way back in 1965 by Liverpool fans in London for the FA Cup final, sure that historian bloke Frank Carlsyle spoke about it on LFCTV.

Can't they think up their own songs?

you can only copyright songs. And then again i doubt you can if it's to the tune of another one.

Patents are for like when a pharmaceuitical company makes a new drug. oh and that tevez one is brilliant

Can't they think up their own songs?

They never have and never will.

But we're the thieving cu*ts!!

Yeah but we can reply with such things as;

"His neck scar proved he lost his head Tevez, Tevez
You'll never shag a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez
You ugly F**k you Argie c**t they put your head on back to front
Carlos Tevez Herman Munster head."

Lmfao every one should put that as their facebook status get it known and sung round the country

Nothing original comes out of Mannu.  Cant blame them for looking at our chants for inspiration - never been any imagination in the stands at O.T.

Can't think who thought this one up, but its brilliant. During Van Persies infamous Alledged rape incident.

(to the tune 'when the crowd says bo selecta')

VAN PER SIE, When the girl says no, molest her.

Yeah but we can reply with such things as;

"His neck scar proved he lost his head Tevez, Tevez
You'll never shag a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez
You ugly F**k you Argie c**t they put your head on back to front
Carlos Tevez Herman Munster head."

     

As for the Mancs saying they first started singing it...didnt we used to sing it years and years ago but about going to Wembley and not about players?

Still used it first though at any rate. And it does annoy me a little when other teams use it. Although I dont mind if they completely change all the words.