The Liverpool FC Player Elimination Game - Reasons Needed

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Cavalieri - 4
Johnson - 5
Aquilani – 7
Agger - 9
Gerrard - 7
Torres - 12
Aurelio - 1
Benayoun - 6
Kyrgiakos - 7
Maxi - 8 + breath of fresh on the right
Kuyt - 2
Mascherano - 7
Lucas - 4 - Breath of negativity in central midfield
Insua – 2
Carragher - 6
Reina - 15
Spearing - 4
Degen - 4
Plessis - 3
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 5
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 5
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 8
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4 

Cavalieri - 4
Johnson - 6 (+) quality attacking - sh*te defender
Aquilani – 7
Agger - 9
Gerrard - 7
Torres - 12
Benayoun - 6
Kyrgiakos - 7
Maxi - 8
Kuyt - 2
Mascherano - 7
Lucas - 4 -
Insua – 2
Carragher - 6
Reina - 15
Spearing - 4
Degen - 4
Plessis - 3
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 5
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 5
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 8
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4 

Cavalieri - 4
Johnson - 6
Aquilani – 7
Agger - 9
Gerrard - 7
Torres - 12
Benayoun - 6
Kyrgiakos - 7
Maxi - 8
Kuyt - 2
Mascherano - 7
Lucas - 4 -
Insua – 1 - 1 been roasted more times than Jenna Jameson last season
Carragher - 6
Reina - 16 + 1 ever dependable, player of the year no doubt.
Spearing - 4
Degen - 4
Plessis - 3
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 5
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 5
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 8
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4 

Insua – 1 - 1 been roasted more times than Jenna Jameson last season

Love it! funny as F**k

Cavalieri - 4
Johnson - 6
Aquilani – 7
Agger - 9
Gerrard - 7
Torres - 12
Benayoun - 6
Kyrgiakos - 7
Maxi - 8
Kuyt - 2
Mascherano - 7
Lucas - 3 (- 1) Not the lads fault and 10/10 for effort and determination but for me he just isnt good enough
Insua – 1
Carragher - 6
Reina - 17 (+ 1) Mr Dependable on and off the pitch
Spearing - 4
Degen - 4
Plessis - 3
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 5
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 5
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 8
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4 

Cavalieri - 4
Johnson - 6
Aquilani – 7
Agger - 9
Gerrard - 7
Torres - 12
Benayoun - 6
Kyrgiakos - 7
Maxi - 8
Kuyt - 2
Mascherano - 7
Lucas - 4 (+1) Just to piss people off.
Insua – 1
Carragher - 6
Reina - 17
Spearing - 4
Degen - 3 (-1) If we're voting people for being sh*t, he should be one of the first off.
Plessis - 3
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 5
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 5
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 8
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4 

Cavalieri - 4
Johnson - 6
Aquilani – 7
Agger - 9
Gerrard - 7
Torres - 12
Benayoun - 6
Kyrgiakos - 7
Maxi - 8
Kuyt - 2
Mascherano - 7
Lucas - 5 (+1) He played well week in and week out as a constant 6+ & more. And for improvment
Insua – 0 (-1)Boom.... Last year he was showing something but after winning the Olympics he came sh*t
Carragher - 6
Reina - 17
Spearing - 4
Degen - 3
Plessis - 3
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 5
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 5
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 8
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4 

Cavalieri - 3 (-) not looking good when plays
Johnson - 6
Aquilani – 7
Agger - 9
Gerrard - 7
Torres - 12
Benayoun - 6
Kyrgiakos - 7
Maxi - 8
Kuyt - 2
Mascherano - 7
Lucas - 5
Carragher - 6
Reina - 17
Spearing - 4
Degen - 3
Plessis - 3
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel -  (+) Rock at the back
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 5
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 8
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4 

Cavalieri - 3
Johnson - 6
Aquilani – 7
Agger - 9
Gerrard - 7
Torres - 12
Benayoun - 5 (-1) For being Ancelotti's bumchum
Kyrgiakos - 7
Maxi - 8
Kuyt - 2
Mascherano - 7
Lucas - 6 (+1) Because he's gonna win damn it
Carragher - 6
Reina - 17
Spearing - 4
Degen - 3
Plessis - 3
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 6
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 5
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 8
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4 

Cavalieri - 3
Johnson - 6
Aquilani – 7
Agger - 9
Gerrard - 8 (+) Our captain has given so much for the last decade, can't believe how quick you all forget this
Torres - 12
Benayoun - 5
Kyrgiakos - 7
Maxi - 8
Kuyt - 2
Mascherano - 7
Lucas - 5 (-1) Because he's gonna win damn it... NOT
Carragher - 6
Reina - 17
Spearing - 4
Degen - 3
Plessis - 3
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 6
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 5
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 8
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4 

Cavalieri - 3
Johnson - 6
Aquilani – 7
Agger - 9
Gerrard - 8
Torres - 12
Benayoun - 5
Kyrgiakos - 7
Maxi - 8
Kuyt - 2
Mascherano - 7
Lucas - 6 (+) Yes he will, dammit!
Carragher - 6
Reina - 17
Spearing - 4
Degen - 3
Plessis - 3
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 6
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4 (-) I remember an absolute stinker of an effort in goal from a restart where he went to collect the ball that was tapped to him from an Everton player and it went straight through him and in for a goal (against Everton in the reserves derby).
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 8
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4 

Cavalieri - 3
Johnson - 6
Aquilani – 7
Agger - 9
Gerrard - 8
Torres - 12
Benayoun - 5
Kyrgiakos - 7
Maxi - 9 (+) Best free agent
Kuyt - 2
Mascherano - 7
Lucas - 6
Carragher - 6
Reina - 17
Spearing - 4
Degen - 3
Plessis - 2 (-) Only was decent against Arsenal
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 6
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 8
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4 

Cavalieri - 3
Johnson - 6
Aquilani – 7
Agger - 9
Gerrard - 8
Torres - 12
Benayoun - 4 (-) wants to go, so can sod off
Kyrgiakos - 7
Maxi - 9
Kuyt - 2
Mascherano - 7
Lucas - 6
Carragher - 7 (+) legend
Reina - 17
Spearing - 4
Degen - 3
Plessis - 2
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 6
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 8
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4

Cavalieri - 3
Johnson - 6
Aquilani – 7
Agger - 9
Gerrard - 9 (+1) would have had a much better season with better service.
Torres - 12
Benayoun - 4
Kyrgiakos - 7
Maxi - 9
Kuyt - 2
Mascherano - 7
Lucas - 5 (-1) Worst regular starting XI midfielder to grace Anfield in my memory, so by default I'm ruling out Diao and Cheyrou.
Carragher - 7
Reina - 17
Spearing - 4
Degen - 3
Plessis - 2
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 6
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 8
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4

Cavalieri - 3
Johnson - 6
Aquilani – 7
Agger - 9
Gerrard - 10 (+1) would have had a much better season with better service.
Torres - 12
Benayoun - 4
Kyrgiakos - 7
Maxi - 9
Kuyt - 2
Mascherano - 7
Lucas - 4 (-1) Worst regular starting XI midfielder to grace Anfield in my memory
Carragher - 7
Reina - 17
Spearing - 4
Degen - 3
Plessis - 2
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 6
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 8
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4

Cavalieri - 3
Johnson - 6
Aquilani – 7
Agger - 9
Gerrard - 10
Torres - 12
Benayoun - 4
Kyrgiakos - 8 (+1) had his doubters but has proved to be a rock at the back
Maxi - 9
Kuyt - 1 (-1) pass pass pass pass pass... then it gets to Kuyt
Mascherano - 7
Lucas - 4
Carragher - 7
Reina - 17
Spearing - 4
Degen - 3
Plessis - 2
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 6
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 8
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4

Cavalieri - 3
Johnson - 6
Aquilani – 7
Agger - 9
Gerrard - 10
Torres - 12
Benayoun - 4
Kyrgiakos - 8
Maxi - 9
Kuyt - 0 (-1) Bye bye Dirk!
Mascherano - 7
Lucas - 5 (+)
Carragher - 7
Reina - 17
Spearing - 4
Degen - 3
Plessis - 2
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 6
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 8
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4
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Cavalieri - 3
Johnson - 6
Aquilani – 7
Agger - 9
Gerrard - 10
Torres - 12
Benayoun - 4
Kyrgiakos - 8
Maxi - 9
Mascherano - 7
Lucas - 4  (-1) ( Will be the next to go )
Carragher - 8 (+1) (For changing his mind and playing at the world cup )
Reina - 17
Spearing - 4
Degen - 3
Plessis - 2
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 6
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 8
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4

Cavalieri - 3
Johnson - 6
Aquilani – 7
Agger - 10 (+1) The most under rated defender in the world in my opinion
Gerrard - 10
Torres - 12
Benayoun - 3 (-1) for that quote regarding Chelsea
Kyrgiakos - 8
Maxi - 9
Mascherano - 7
Lucas - 4 
Carragher - 8
Reina - 17
Spearing - 4
Degen - 3
Plessis - 2
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 6
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 8
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4

Cavalieri - 2 (-) Back-up goalkeeper for a reason.
Johnson - 6
Aquilani – 7
Agger - 10
Gerrard - 10
Torres - 12
Benayoun - 3
Kyrgiakos - 8
Maxi - 9
Mascherano - 7
Lucas - 5 (+) One of our better players last season.
Carragher - 8
Reina - 17
Spearing - 4
Degen - 3
Plessis - 2
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 6
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 8
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4

Cavalieri - 1 (-) Next to go.
Johnson - 6
Aquilani – 7
Agger - 10
Gerrard - 10
Torres - 12
Benayoun - 3
Kyrgiakos - 8
Maxi - 9
Mascherano - 7
Lucas - 5
Carragher - 8
Reina - 17
Spearing - 3 (-) Probably passed out on a park bench in Leicester.
Degen - 3
Plessis - 2
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 6
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 8
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4
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Cavalieri - 1
Johnson - 6
Aquilani – 7
Agger - 10
Gerrard - 11 (+1) Because I want too
Torres - 12
Benayoun - 3
Kyrgiakos - 8
Maxi - 9
Mascherano - 7
Lucas - 5
Carragher - 8
Reina - 17
Spearing - 3
Degen - 3
Plessis - 1 (-1) Don't rate you kid, your too lackadaisical and try to make the game look effortless without actually putting any effort in.
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 6
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 8
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4