Steven Gerrard is our captain,
Steven Gerrard is a red,
Steven Gerrard plays for Liverpool'
A Scouser born and bred.
Two Dogs fightin' actually. We used to be called woolybacks in the seventies when we had a bevvie in town. Many cracked skulls later we are known as two dogs. Special area for footballers is the borough of Knowsley and a few fighters among them. Steven, Peter Reid, he was in our class, Steve McMahon, Jimmy Case, Terry McDermott, Davie Fairclough, Alan Waddle, a geordie but bevvied in the Quiet Man, Chris Pile, bet you don't know him. You should, he has a Euro winners medal with LFC. Joey Barton, Micky Quinn, Tony Hibbert, Lee Trundle, Karl Connolly, David Nugent, Whose dad was known as Fats and played for several Huyton teams in goal, fat cat. Talking of fat, John O'Leary, the best amateur player never to play pro. Confirmed by Bobby "The Manc tw*t" Charlton in his book. The Martindales, including Victor the Dad who nutmegged me to death when he was 53, the b***ard and still was too slow to run round me and get the ball but made me look a right dickhead, David Riddler, John Murphy, Chris Shuker, Tony Kaye of the betting scandal of the sixties lived in a corpy house round the corner and drove a big white Zephyr, no one had a car then round our way. Blue nose t**t. Many many more I have missed and Bill Shankly only lived 3.9 miles from 2 dogs. My hero. Good luck Steven, my reason for supporting England for the first time..
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