Ivory Coast 0-0 Portugal (Gp G) 3.00pm

We've seen two keepers mishandle weakly hit balls on the ground from 20 yards. A well-hit knuckler from 30 yards seems probable, imo.

Ha Green is sh*t.

On topic, lads.

Gervinho has been the bright one for the Ivory Coast. He's looked very good.

There is Simao. No surprise.

Simao on

It's about time Simao comes on, should have been in front of Danny to start.

2nd Half already 10x more exciting than the first. Both sides are finally looking to attack

Where's this young Portuguese left-back play his club football?

I don't rate that danny fella

Benfica.

It'll 1-0 if there's a goal.

Where's this young Portuguese left-back play his club football?

Benfica.

Seriously, i haven't seen one quality ball all game.

Tiago on. As if that'll do anything.

Benfica.

Was he in the side that we played? Don't remember him.

Coentrao is a great player. I don't think he'll stay at Benfica for too much longer..kids got too much skill not to be on a big-time squad. Tiago on.

Drogba coming on. For Dindane i hope.

Wonder what happens if Drogba takes a tumble.

Dogbreath on

Drogba for Kalou.

Do something you c**t.

For some reason I have a feeling Drogba will score the only goal of this match

I'm losing it. The World Cup is worse than League 1.

Ronaldo is such a c**t. Hasn't scored in so long he has to do it after the whistle.

I'm losing it. The World Cup is worse than League 1.

So far i've watched every game apart from FRA vs URG.

I am disappointed so much.

The only team to impress at the opening game is Germany.

2002, 8-0 against Saudi Arabia
2006, 4-2 against Costa Rica
2010, 4-0 against Australia.

Zokora yapping at Ronaldo for diving, then he gets kicked in the arm and acts like it was his head?

c**t.