Home after 2 week in the Royal with a smashed hip.
Yesterday the physios took me for a walk along the corridor and we sat down on a bench for a break, the big news, or not, was that Theresa May was visiting the old Royal where I was, and then the unopened new hospital.
There was a security guy opposite us and the next thing all these f**king joggers swept by with cameras, microphones and f**k knows what with May in the middle of them.
One of the physios said 'did you see that she didn't even look up, never mind speak to anyone', 'never mind that' I said 'I had the opportunity to kick the birch and could have got away with it, citing involuntary reaction following post-operative trauma'.
What a b***ard.