What if a Liverpool player did a Rooney?

There's no line with RLB.

Nope but I hear Ricky The Hitman Hatton likes one or two.

Wouldn't bother me to be honest, as long as they perform on the pitch they can do what they want in their spare time, if they wish to cheat on their partners then that is their decision, just keep it away from the pitch.

I wouldn't give a f**k. I thought the Rooney story was funny because it was Rooney but in general I think its weird that people are so obsessed with this Heat magazine sh*te in the first place.

In general I think the people who buy the Mail, S*n, Heat etc need to have a long hard look at themselves before they have the cheek to talk about the loose morals of others. Everyone would have something in their that they'd not want the country to hear about but why do footballers (celebrities in general) need to have their lives rammed down my throat on the 10 o'clock news is beyond me.

A personal tragedy of a husband cheating on their partner is one thing but to bring it to the attention of millions of people for nothing more than a quick buck is far more immoral in my view.

Woods, Terry, Crouch and Rooney (especially the lads who paid for it) did a lot of things to hurt their families but to humiliate their partners because the media want to spread this gossip most be adding unnecessary insult to injury.

I perfectly understand the freedom of the press and I'm all for it but I think its a bit cheeky of media commentators to lecture about morals when huge numbers of people have extra-marital sex and I bet they'd be horrified if the same thing happens to them... but oh I forgot its okay because they are 'celebrities'

What if a Liverpool player did Coleen Rooney? ? Well if it was David Ngog. . . Once you go black you never go back Coleen

You know it would be someone like Kyrgiakos, doing coke and F***ing hookers!

You know it would be someone like Kyrgiakos, doing coke and F***ing hookers!

Nah he'd be too busy sacrificing goats to Odesa or something.

Nah he'd be too busy sacrificing goats to Odesa or something.

Probably F***ing Zeus's missus on the side as well.

Probably f**king Zeus's missus on the side as well.

I heard Zeus tried to strike him down with lightening when he heard about it. Sotis apparently just felt an itch on his chest, then when Zues came down from the Gods, for a one on one. The details of what followed are subject to myth, but the most common story is that Soto now sits above in what was once the throne of Zeus.

To those saying it's only Chelsea and Utd players who get involved in this sh*te, I think that's far from the truth.

Apparently there's gagging orders for two England players concerning having sex with some prossies, and the rumour says Gerrard is one of them.

To those saying it's only Chelsea and Utd players who get involved in this sh*te, I think that's far from the truth.

Apparently there's gagging orders for two England players concerning having sex with some prossies, and the rumour says Gerrard is one of them.

Or maybe it's Crouch.

Or maybe it's Crouch.

Well it wouldn't be, because a gagging order would mean no stories could be leaked, and I thought Crouchie's little fling was all over the papers?

To those saying it's only Chelsea and Utd players who get involved in this sh*te, I think that's far from the truth.

Apparently there's gagging orders for two England players concerning having sex with some prossies, and the rumour says Gerrard is one of them.

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Can't trust rumours. Manc and Chelsea fans suggesting that Gerrard is the same as their sleazy players, I am shocked.

If it turns out to be true, I'd be disgusted, I'd lose all respect for him.

If Gerrard's done a prozzie, I'll shake his hand if he done her up the wrong un, right up her biscuit isle.

Not saying it's true! My immediate reaction when I was told (by my dad, a bitter who obviously enjoyed the rumour) was that it was bollocks and Gerrard wouldn't do that. But come on, do we really know? Having said that Alex Curran is a damn sight better than Coleen so he's got no reason to cheat!

Oh Pepe Reina, You are the love of my life
Oh Pepe Reina, Ill let you shag my wife
Oh Pepe Reina, can i have a bladie head too




I think that song pretty much sums up my views   

Pepe Imo can do whatever he likes
Lucas however....