Conversation between Roman Abramovich and Martin Broughton
Roman........You vill arrange for Torres to come to us yes?
Martin....It could be difficult, questions are already being asked about my Chelsea background, do you know they caught me on camera not singing ynwa ?
Roman....... But you vill get me Torres right?
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Martin...... Sorry mate, I can't pull it off, that guy really loves the LFC, but....what I will do is ensure Liverpool is no threat to you by arranging the sacking of Benitez.....
Roman........Ok now you are talking my language ....excellent verk Martin
Martin......And I will arrange Hodgson to be the replacement, guaranteed to put the club back by another 3 years
Roman...... Vot else vill you do for me, lets say for an extra 10 million bonus....
Martin......I am gonna shaft them even more by selling to a guy who has no money, that way there will be no major investment in players for a good while to come..... and its another yank so he has no clue about football
Roman........Excellent verk Martin.....an extra bonus of a few millions is on the vay
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