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      IrishRed_IO
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      Re: Condoms
      Reply #23: Dec 22, 2010 05:35:22 pm
      Haha nice one blood. If only that was effective enough... if only.
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      Reply #24: Dec 22, 2010 05:38:02 pm
      Get ribbed ones and put them on inside out and give yourself all the pleasure. It also has the added bonus of you seeming selfish leading to many one night stands and no commitment.  :D

      Pleasurmax are ribbed both sides....;)
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      Reply #25: Dec 22, 2010 05:39:01 pm
      Thanks RLB but my lad is proof that that method is risky!

      Nice tip, exiled, ;D
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      Re: Condoms
      Reply #26: Dec 22, 2010 05:39:12 pm
      Just pull out and come on their boobies and save some money :D

      Best option really. :D :D :D More presents for xmas.

      "Ooh how'd you get the money for this ipad love?"
      "Oh you remember how I've been coming on your tits the past few weeks?"

      I hate condoms with a passion they're so incredibly un sexy.
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      Reply #27: Dec 22, 2010 05:40:09 pm
      Haha nice one blood. If only that was effective enough... if only.

      Sorted..............



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      Reply #28: Dec 22, 2010 05:41:15 pm
      Hmm, thanks Inert. Maybe I should take mine back to that same girl and ask her to exchange them for something more stimulating.
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      Re: Condoms
      Reply #29: Dec 22, 2010 05:41:56 pm
      We're a bunch of dirty bas**rds on this forum aren't we.
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      Reply #30: Dec 22, 2010 05:41:57 pm
      Pleasurmax are ribbed both sides....;)

      Does wearing one of them lead to an erm short-lived experience?
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      Reply #31: Dec 22, 2010 05:43:18 pm
      Oh don't get me wrong, artaylor, I won't use them unless requested! I hate them as well.
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      Reply #32: Dec 22, 2010 05:47:29 pm
      Exiled I'm a bit young for the snip haha. And not too sure on what effect they have coz I've yet to use them. absolutely hate them too but definitely would only not wear one if they were on the pill. too young for kids me.
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      Reply #33: Dec 22, 2010 05:50:06 pm
      Sussed it, Up the Bum no Babies. :D
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      Reply #34: Dec 22, 2010 05:50:34 pm
      I've have proof the pill is not always effective. Ha ha ha
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      Reply #35: Dec 22, 2010 05:53:37 pm
      racer, was that supposed to say 'I have' or I am'? :p
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      Reply #36: Dec 22, 2010 05:54:20 pm

      Not too young for wisdom it seems.

      There is one way of having sex without a condom that is 100% guaranteed to not end in pregnancy.

      Trap 2.  :laugh:

      Go forth and sow those wild oats young man

      Edit: My filth as usual is too slow for Bloods.
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      Reply #37: Dec 22, 2010 05:58:20 pm
      Ah yeah I know its not always effective. Bit 97% is high enough for ne ha. Well I don't think I'll need to worry about them for the moment anyways.:)
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      Reply #38: Dec 22, 2010 06:01:01 pm
      Ha ha. Definitely the former. Not sure about the latter. Sure if you worried about it too much your stop F***ing altogether and there's no fun in that
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      Reply #39: Dec 22, 2010 06:10:46 pm
      Ha ha. Definitely the former. Not sure about the latter. Sure if you worried about it too much your stop f**king altogether and there's no fun in that

      That actually ended up happening with my ex who's now pregnant. (she was on the pill too with that guy) I started to get worried about the effectivness and her actually taking it.. so ended up breaking up after massive rows etc.

      And Exiled... I prefer trap 1 a lot more. :laugh:
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      Re: Condoms
      Reply #40: Dec 22, 2010 06:14:13 pm
      *Note to self* Do not read this thread again....or even think about it ;D.
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      Re: Condoms
      Reply #41: Dec 22, 2010 06:17:01 pm
      He'll be back.
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      Reply #42: Dec 22, 2010 06:19:58 pm
      They always are :)
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      Re: Condoms
      Reply #43: Dec 22, 2010 06:45:16 pm
      Just pull out and come on their boobies and save some money :D

       :roll:
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      Re: Condoms
      Reply #44: Dec 22, 2010 06:48:55 pm

      Least we know what Ms. T is into lads. ;)
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      Re: Condoms
      Reply #45: Dec 22, 2010 06:51:02 pm
      Least we know what Ms. T is into lads. ;)

      Me obviously, I'm well sexeh.  :f_tongueincheek:  :f_whistle:

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