Rumours

Seems like any man and his dog wants to either start or believe rumours these days. Bit of a sad joke to be honest. Especially when you see people desperate to spread news that isn't even true, just so they can relish in the fact that it was them that spread the news.

So. Anyone got any good ones? 

I'll start it off.

I've heard that Racer secretly rows boats dead slow on lakes with a birds hat on. 

Go!

I've heard Red Kenny isnt actually red, he's a paler shade of pink and he really goes by the name of George & only he started this thread because he has a secret fascination with a Fleetwood Mac album.

That's funny that. I really like Fleetwood Mac!! Which album? And I'm probably more like Bungle than George. 

Red Kenny is actually another member and a woman by the way mate. 

Which album?

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

Thunder only happens when it's raining.

That's funny that. I really like Fleetwood Mac!! Which album?

This is the exact moment this thread should of been locked to save Mr Lawler any further embarrassment!!

JD used to have the teeniest of Geordie accents and drank Newky Brown.

Pure wrong'un!

Still no Fleetwood Mac thread then. . . I've heard Dexter and Crouchy dont actually know anything about football but rather they sit beside giant footballing encyclopedias. Often they have been known to get drunk and roll the die randomly updating player threads depending on what page they landed on.

I resent that...

we're high, not drunk.

Mmm stoned. . . What I wouldn't do for a joint. Hang on. . . I row boats in ever decreasing circles. . . But never slowly

We get our supply from AussieRed. He's well known in the drug rings. Although i've just busted his cover.

Plus it's only turf that he shreds and sells to suckers that go around pretending to be high. Really their lungs have been coated and they're just being starved of oxygen

You must be at the Daily Mail with all this false nonsense, racer. I am as high as a kite.

We get our supply from AussieRed. He's well known in the drug rings. Although I've just busted his cover.

Is that why the Melbourne Mafia call him boss or is it because he sings like Frank Sinatra.

This is the exact moment this thread should of been locked to save Mr Lawler any further embarrassment!!

 

I've heard that Pepe Reina (the forum member on here) is actually, Mike Hooper.

I've heard that Pepe Reina (the forum member on here) is actually, Mike Hooper.

Just spat coffee all over my laptop screen because of that.

I'm dutch, ofcourse I'm stoned.

Is that why the Melbourne Mafia call him boss or is it because he sings like Frank Sinatra.

The only song he's singing is 'Because i got high'. He's the boss all the way. He was the inspiration for the Godfather.

I've heard that Pepe Reina (the forum member on here) is actually, Mike Hooper.

I heard that RedLFCBlood has a full blown man crush on Lucas Leiva and would like him in his "engine room".

I heard that RedLFCBlood has a full blown man crush on Lucas Leiva and would like him in his "engine room".

True Story

I row boats in ever decreasing circles

I heard a rumour 'bout a woman who did just that and ended up disappearing up her own ass! 

Heard a rumor that crouchy was banned off of Newkit for trying to tell everyone that green pants were the next big thing.

It's why i'm moving up the ladder, on here. People here have the fashion sense to see where i'm coming from.

One day i'll wear them out in public...

Michael Owen is coming to Liverpool.

Heard a rumor that crouchy was banned off of Newkit for trying to tell everyone that green pants were the next big thing.

*chuckles* who would wear green pants?.....(puts the green pants back in the closet)

I heard Crouchy got banned for going into the Lucas Thread in Newkit only to find Daz as a moderator. Or maybe that is what awaits him in hell

Proper facht that one.

It certainly built my agenda while on here. Karma in full swing.