What is the problem?

Best thread ever!

A problem isn't a real problem, duh.

"What is the problem?" Simple it's Maria. ...

but how do you solve a problem like Maria? How do you catch a cloud and pin it down? 

Kill The Wolf.



Simples.

Do I Get A Prize?

I don't have a job mate..

This thread's the best.

No disrespect meant, just going along with the other replies 

put down the lsd and step away from the ecstacy.

For about a decade I thought that was my first name. 

I blame the drink.

I blame the drink.

I blame the lack of drink.

Wheres that confounded wolf?

Also what's up with the wolf, professor and the student? Is the professor dead yet? Or did he make it alive, I wanna here the full story.

I would like to know what the professor and his student were doing in the woods alone in the first place!!!
Sounds a bit iffy if you ask me,and if the wolf eat the prof, sounds like he would've deserved it.
                                              C-mon the Wolf!!!!

I think this should be merged with the funny stuff thread.On a more serious note I always thought that wolves move in packs why was the wolf attacking alone?

I think this should be merged with the funny stuff thread.On a more serious note I always thought that wolves move in packs why was the wolf attacking alone?

Cos he's a Lone Wolf!!

I feel like the thread was started by the beardy bloke on the film hangover.

There's a saying that says "a problem fully defined is a problem half solved".... So we liverpool we need to define WHAT IS THE REAL PROBLEM...? What I think our real problem is to win the league or atleast be challenging for the league every single season... How do we solve our problem? We need to write a proper problem statement n work with our problem statement to achieving our goal... I would like to hear views from other fans, ur views might be of great benefits to our beloved liverpool... I would give a brief example of what a PROBLEM STATEMENT is and what is meant by the REAL PROBLEM from a story I read... There was professor and his student in the middle of the forest, from a distance they saw a wolf coming, they were shock, then the student started removing his shoes, the professor saw that and ask his student what are you trying 2 do, the student replied getting ready 2 run as fast as I could, the professor said but you cannot outrun the wolf, the student said to him I don't need to outrun the wolf I need to outrun you.... Meanin if the student outrun his professor then he could safe his own life...  So in this example what is the problem? The problem's saving your life... The problem statement is finding a way to run beyond the professor by removing all da loads on you so as 2 run as fast as you could to be faster dan the problem.... So lets see how this turns out... Lets define our real problem at liverpool and then write a proper problem statement... If we have a good definition of what is our problem and have a very good problem statement... Then we'll think of designing a better liverpool... The designing is more interesting because den we going 2 mention every position and define what we really went there for example full back, what kind of full back do we want? We note down all da attributes in them and evaluate it...   

Oh my god!!

What the F**k was that?

Innit bruv.

With all due respect lads, I think what he is trying to say is....................































































I aint got a clue!