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      Jordan Henderson (Liverpool -> Al-Ettifaq (5 months) -> Ajax)

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      Swab
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      Re: Jordan Henderson Player Thread
      Reply #5704: Sep 14, 2018 10:35:54 pm
      Earth is not flat, the Universe is flat though.

      So something that expanded in every direction from a singularity is flat?

       :lmao:
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      Re: Jordan Henderson Player Thread
      Reply #5705: Sep 14, 2018 10:59:03 pm
      Oh yeah
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      Re: Jordan Henderson Player Thread
      Reply #5706: Sep 15, 2018 12:18:22 am
      So something that expanded in every direction from a singularity is flat?

       :lmao:

      Bizarrely as odd as it might seem the only way to explain the expansion of the universe relative to gravity is by a flat universe.

      But of course as I stated earlier only a tiny amount of the universe can be accounted for at the moment without dark energy and matter.

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      Re: Jordan Henderson Player Thread
      Reply #5707: Sep 15, 2018 12:23:39 am
      You are assuming there is no dark matter and since the majority of the universe consists of this energy!



      What proof do you have of dark matter? Is it the same as your proof of Henderson being a "fantastic" midfielder?
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      Re: Jordan Henderson Player Thread
      Reply #5708: Sep 15, 2018 12:29:30 am
      What proof do you have of dark matter? Is it the same as your proof of Henderson being a "fantastic" midfielder?

      Well greater minds than you and myself have measured that the universe is expanding ever faster which goes against Einstein theory of gravity.

      They have calculated this to be something like 95% of the universe!

      So yeah even for soft lads like you they have made it simple! But there again you probably believe in a God!






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      Reply #5709: Sep 15, 2018 12:37:12 am
      Bizarrely as odd as it might seem the only way to explain the expansion of the universe relative to gravity is by a flat universe.

      But of course as I stated earlier only a tiny amount of the universe can be accounted for at the moment without dark energy and matter.

      It's not really, simply because we don't actually fully understand gravity.
      When boffins look at the four fundamental forces of gravitation, electromagnetism, the weak nuclear, and the strong nuclear. gravity does not behave as theory says it should.
      It should be much stronger, which is one reason why we have Brane Theory.

      There are many models for the shape of the universe, but none of them really describe a flat structure as we understand it.

      My favourite is that the Universe is saddle shaped, but regardless, expansion is not necessarily uniform, but given our current knowledge it is almost certainly not flat.

      Ribs head on the other hand...

      Also according to rib, Henderson more properly belongs in Flatland, a 2 dimensional universe most commonly viewed as a cartoon.
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      Reply #5710: Sep 15, 2018 12:43:58 am
      It's not really, simply because we don't actually fully understand gravity.
      When boffins look at the four fundamental forces of gravitation, electromagnetism, the weak nuclear, and the strong nuclear. gravity does not behave as theory says it should.
      It should be much stronger, which is one reason why we have Brane Theory.

      There are many models for the shape of the universe, but none of them really describe a flat structure as we understand it.

      My favourite is that the Universe is saddle shaped, but regardless, expansion is not necessarily uniform, but given our current knowledge it is almost certainly not flat.

      Ribs head on the other hand...

      Also according to rib, Henderson more properly belongs in Flatland, a 2 dimensional universe most commonly viewed as a cartoon.

      No idea why you respond to Rib I find it difficult to believe he understands the basic concepts of football.

      PS. Before he wakes up....;D the latest theories according to the maths if you believe in relative gravity is that the universe is flat to a pretty high accuracy. But like you say we don’t fully understand gravity.

      I have no idea but so my astrology student son told me recently.  :D

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      Re: Jordan Henderson Player Thread
      Reply #5711: Sep 15, 2018 12:58:28 am
      No idea why you respond to Rib I find it difficult to believe he understands the basic concepts of football.

      PS. Before he wakes up....;D the latest theories according to the maths if you believe in relative gravity is that the universe is flat to a pretty high accuracy. But like you say we don’t fully understand gravity.

      I have no idea but so my astrology student son told me recently.  :D

      Think of it as poking the village idiot with a stick, to stop him eating soil and insects.
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      Re: Jordan Henderson Player Thread
      Reply #5712: Sep 15, 2018 05:26:05 am
      Well greater minds than you and myself have measured that the universe is expanding ever faster which goes against Einstein theory of gravity.

      They have calculated this to be something like 95% of the universe!

      So yeah even for soft lads like you they have made it simple! But there again you probably believe in a God!








      I was actually being a bit sarcastic about dark matter and merely pointing out that dark matter, or at least the amount of it, still remains theoretical in the same way as Hendersons greatness at football is.

      Not sure why you need to be insulting, especially about religion. Btw many many great minds have been scientists and believed in a God, its the only way they could make sense of the sublime and insanely complex balance between elemental forces in the universe.
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      Re: Jordan Henderson Player Thread
      Reply #5713: Sep 15, 2018 08:23:25 am
      I was actually being a bit sarcastic about dark matter and merely pointing out that dark matter, or at least the amount of it, still remains theoretical in the same way as Hendersons greatness at football is......

      Or his mediocrity depending on your understanding of the game.....

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      Re: Jordan Henderson Player Thread
      Reply #5714: Sep 15, 2018 02:32:29 pm
      No idea why you respond to Rib I find it difficult to believe he understands the basic concepts of football.
      Milners lack of pace really showing against the Spurs midfield.
      Then Milner gets MOTM that game.
      Back to Henderson, stats show he's been on the field to conceed the most goals and score the least per minute this season.
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      Re: Jordan Henderson Player Thread
      Reply #5715: Sep 15, 2018 02:34:31 pm
      Then Milner gets MOTM that game.
      Back to Henderson, stats show he's been on the field to conceed the most goals and score the least per minute this season.

      A season where we have won every game... stretching it a bit is it not?
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      Reply #5716: Sep 15, 2018 02:35:33 pm
      Then Milner gets MOTM that game.
      Back to Henderson, stats show he's been on the field to conceed the most goals and score the least per minute this season.
      you are such a tw*t only a tw*t would post that after a great away win.
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      Re: Jordan Henderson Player Thread
      Reply #5717: Sep 15, 2018 03:05:34 pm
      Spurs lucky to escape a proper spanking today.
      We did to them exactly what they were doing to us in the first half and they couldn’t handle the press from the front.

      Mane was immense in leading that pressure from the front and my MOTM.
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      Reply #5718: Sep 15, 2018 03:06:49 pm
      I know you are a massive Henderson fan, calm down since I was sharing statistics about Henderson in the Henderson thread, unless you are a Milner hater like him.. is that what bothered you?

      your a f***in idiot.
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      Re: Jordan Henderson Player Thread
      Reply #5719: Sep 15, 2018 03:15:37 pm
      I know you are a massive Henderson fan, calm down since I was sharing statistics about Henderson in the Henderson thread, unless you are a Milner hater like him.. is that what bothered you?

      What is the point of you Ribs?

      Really wonder what you offer.

      In life, not just this forum.
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      Re: Jordan Henderson Player Thread
      Reply #5720: Sep 15, 2018 03:45:07 pm
      Here we go, personal insults out of football. Mouth breathing jackass.
      No it’s a genuine question. 

      You’re also a in the bottom 5 posters in my time here - feedback is a gift.
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      Re: Jordan Henderson Player Thread
      Reply #5721: Sep 15, 2018 04:05:02 pm
      A genuine question. What is your IQ?
      See what I did there... pack that sh*t in.
      Remember this is a football forum, this is the Henderson thread.

      Which is being utterly ruined by you.

      Like so many others.

      You know zero about football, less about Liverpool and spend your time whilst posting on Google in a desperate attempt to assimilate knowledge.

      It doesn’t work.
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      Re: Jordan Henderson Player Thread
      Reply #5722: Sep 15, 2018 04:24:51 pm
      Removed my own posts because I won't get drawn into arguments not about Henderson in this thread.
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      Re: Jordan Henderson Player Thread
      Reply #5723: Sep 15, 2018 10:19:24 pm
      Spurs lucky to escape a proper spanking today.
      We did to them exactly what they were doing to us in the first half and they couldn’t handle the press from the front.

      Mane was immense in leading that pressure from the front and my MOTM.

      Same here mate, I'm amazed he didn't get more votes in the motm poll. Thought he was our most dangerous attacking player and defensively the lad ran his socks off, pressed the ball, tracked back and put in a shift. Been our standout performer of the first 5 games.
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      Re: Jordan Henderson Player Thread
      Reply #5724: Sep 15, 2018 10:42:11 pm
      Spurs lucky to escape a proper spanking today.
      We did to them exactly what they were doing to us in the first half and they couldn’t handle the press from the front.

      Mane was immense in leading that pressure from the front and my MOTM.

      Same here mate, I'm amazed he didn't get more votes in the motm poll. Thought he was our most dangerous attacking player and defensively the lad ran his socks off, pressed the ball, tracked back and put in a shift. Been our standout performer of the first 5 games.

      Wrong thread!!!!
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      Re: Jordan Henderson Player Thread
      Reply #5725: Sep 16, 2018 09:19:51 am
      Then Milner gets MOTM that game.
      Back to Henderson, stats show he's been on the field to conceed the most goals and score the least per minute this season.

      Where’s the proof of these stats then?
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      Re: Jordan Henderson Player Thread
      Reply #5726: Sep 16, 2018 12:13:38 pm
      Ironic that this "supporter" is trying to use stats to back up his bullshit, when he has ignored so many stats in the past that make a mockery of his shitposts.

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