Nolan Roux (Brest)

Hope  there not trying to sell us a dummy

I like boobies aswell.

Have never heard of the lad so can't really comment, see lads saying he only scored 6 goals last season in France, that is hardly impressive if true but then I don't know what type of striker he is

Have never heard of the lad so can't really comment, see lads saying he only scored 6 goals last season in France, that is hardly impressive if true but then I don't know what type of striker he is

Ah, but you did anyway, huh?  You can't resist the lure of the boy from Brest 

Just stating a fact can't give an opinion though because ain't seen the lad. I'f I played with Brest for 12 months I'd be hoping to score more than 6 times in 12 months

Had a quick look on a couple of French sites about this lad.

Brest fans seem to think he a good, all round striker, with a decent long-range shot on him, but is far from being the finished product. All I read was he has potential, but hasn't yet imposed himself regularly in Ligue 1, never mind the EPL.

Not only that, he has suffered from several injuries last season, including a metatarsus (bone in the foot) fracture, as well as a torn muscle (wasn't specified which in the article I read).

28 matches. 6 goals.

I can't say I've watched him play, but sounds like a massive risk to me.

EDIT: Juicy tits, nearly forgot!

Not only that, he has suffered from several injuries last season, including a metatarsus (bone in the foot) fracture, as well as a torn muscle (wasn't specified which in the article I read).

A metatarsus injury is nothing to worry about. It's an impact injury that can cause a considerable lay-off while it heals but never seems to cause any long term problems. Beckham and Rooney (two tits) have suffered from them I think, from mammary.

Think we might have to put him through this machine:



Or if we're cheap:

Rodders just whipped his top off.

All this talk with no real evidence of a bid. This sucks......

I know nothing about him, My brother he know even less.  So not really qualified to comment.

We'd look like right vaginas if we signed him.

sh*t wrong body part.

Arry thinks he's triffic, he's a player he's definitely bidding for.

F**k off and scout your own players.

Brest get a bid in before arry whips out his own and makes us look like tits

Boobies.

JenChang88 Jen Chang
For those asking about Nolan Roux - quick, pacy, makes smart diagonal runs behind back line, not a lot of finesse in his finishing.

Sounds like another Djibril Cissé

And by the way, they are the worst selection of jokes I've heard in a long time 

And by the way, they are the worst selection of jokes I've heard in a long time 

You brest shut your mouth!

Brest is best...

Ironic that Brest never have any cups.

So the standard Rouxtine here seems to be brest jokes? Udder titilation!

So the standard Rouxtine here seems to be brest jokes? Udder titilation!

Winner!

Brest jokes are fine, just dont make a boob out of yourself...

Brest jokes are fine, just dont make a boob out of yourself...

It's hard juggling brest jokes that are knocking about all over your brains.

I can actually see this guy doing well here. Looking at some of his youtube clips I think he could win us the title