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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #180 : Aug 02, 2008 01:17:05 am »
      Great pics mr green
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      Reply #181 : Aug 03, 2008 07:01:19 pm »
      :lmao: :lmao:

      In stitches with some of those. Great stuff.
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #182 : Aug 03, 2008 07:13:44 pm »
      Just so you know, this is a sign that I took a picture of on my holiday in Switzerland


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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #183 : Aug 06, 2008 04:14:47 pm »
      Thanks for the help mr. green, I'm sure I'll need to read them again when I have a child  ;)
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #184 : Aug 06, 2008 08:03:51 pm »
      Just so you know, this is a sign that I took a picture of on my holiday in Switzerland

      Obviously the Swiss get straight to the point!! :D
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      Reply #185 : Aug 18, 2008 08:02:38 pm »
      More funnies nicked off RAWK  ;)









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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #186 : Aug 22, 2008 11:46:34 pm »
      Great pics, all of them !
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #187 : Aug 23, 2008 09:17:02 pm »
      Superb stuff mr.green - one of the best posts I've read on here.
      http://www.lfcreds.com/reds/index.php/topic,2868.msg153334.html#msg153334

      And I've read a lot of em.
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #188 : Aug 27, 2008 04:32:23 pm »
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      Reply #189 : Aug 27, 2008 04:59:54 pm »
      I liked this one  :lmao:


      "Frankly, I can't see
      the resemblance. ..."




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      Reply #190 : Aug 29, 2008 10:32:12 pm »
      Check these out guys, some funny stuff here.  Footy scraps at their best,  our own Bruce Grobelaar, Stevie Mcmanaman and Stevie G all star in this !!

      The referees take a beating as well  :D :D :D

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SxZPtYEr9Y&feature=related
      « Last Edit: Aug 29, 2008 10:39:07 pm by smigger15 »
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #191 : Aug 29, 2008 11:52:09 pm »
      1.42.... ouch
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #192 : Aug 30, 2008 01:08:53 am »
      « Last Edit: Aug 30, 2008 03:24:43 pm by redkenny »
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      Reply #193 : Aug 30, 2008 11:36:27 am »
      Taken fron Red Cauldren

      http://theredcauldron.blogspot.com/

      Answers from Quiz questions

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      UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)
      Bamber Gascoigne: What was Gandhi's first name?
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      RICHARD AND JUDY (C4))
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      O'Brien: How many kings of England have been called Henry?
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      PAUL WAPPAT (BBC RADIO NEWCASTLE)
      Wappat: How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and Israel last?
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #194 : Aug 30, 2008 12:11:06 pm »
       :lmao:  Made me laugh Redpuppy, but can people really be that dim  ???
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #196 : Aug 30, 2008 02:52:52 pm »
      Anything to Declair ?
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #197 : Aug 30, 2008 03:15:45 pm »
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      Reply #198 : Aug 30, 2008 03:17:13 pm »

      I watched that episode on Thursday, absolutely hilarious.   :lmao:

      Frankie Boyle is a genius.  :D
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      Reply #199 : Aug 30, 2008 03:19:56 pm »
       :D :D  I watched that also Bpatel, and Frankie Boyle is my favourite as well, he's got a wicked sense of humour!!  ;D
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      Reply #200 : Aug 30, 2008 03:23:37 pm »
      :D :D  I watched that also Bpatel, and Frankie Boyle is my favourite as well, he's got a wicked sense of humour!!  ;D

      I know!! You shouldn't laugh because he's so evil, but you can't really help it.  :D  :D
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #201 : Aug 30, 2008 04:13:49 pm »
      :laugh: i no he just says things that no one else would dare say :lmao:
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      Reply #202 : Aug 30, 2008 04:35:11 pm »
      :laugh: I no he just says things that no one else would dare say :lmao:

      And that's exactly why he's so funny!! He doen't give a sh*t about anything or anybody! He doesn't care if people's feelings might get hurt.

      He's a genius!!  :D
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      Reply #203 : Sep 01, 2008 04:51:19 pm »
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      Reply #204 : Sep 01, 2008 06:22:10 pm »
      is that of zoolander

      ;D
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #205 : Sep 01, 2008 06:38:13 pm »
      Moved to the Funny Stuff thread, actually I think this has already been posted.
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      Re: Funny Stuff Thread
      Reply #206 : Sep 01, 2008 07:18:51 pm »
      A Polish soap opera dubbed over in Dublinese. :lmao:

      Maybe you have to be Irish to get it but hopefully not!

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ddWlNQrUNI
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      Reply #207 : Sep 03, 2008 01:03:48 am »
       :lmao:
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      Reply #209 : Sep 03, 2008 12:45:41 pm »


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