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      Reply #2671: Jul 02, 2018 02:43:05 pm
      Just seen that on twitter too. So funny.

      Marty gets a +1

      Deserves his own quiz show
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      Reply #2672: Jul 02, 2018 04:32:41 pm
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      Reply #2673: Jul 03, 2018 11:54:05 pm

      😊

      Easily amused me as you're about to find out.

      Old, but they always make me laugh, these.

      Not sure a lot of the forum will understand what's getting said in parts but the scouse accent over Karate Kid and Commando always gives me a chuckle. They're from Seacombe, I know, but you get me drift.

      Yeah, yeah I'm a wool you dot have to tell me Huyt and DLS 😁

      If I could be arsed I'd put a guide to the lingo for some of you. But I can't be arsed.

      https://youtu.be/ySjTLKQnXEA

      https://youtu.be/Qg7TeQm2sp8
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      Reply #2674: Jul 03, 2018 11:57:21 pm
      Yeah, yeah I'm a wool you dot have to tell me Huyt and DLS 😁

      Isn't Huyton 'wool' too?  :f_tongueincheek: I mean their bins aren't purple are they
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      Reply #2675: Jul 04, 2018 12:01:17 am
      Isn't Huyton 'wool' too?  :f_tongueincheek: I mean their bins aren't purple are they

      Thought scousers said if it's not purple it's wool. You calling Stevie G wool?

      Over here, on the brightside 😊, we get three, lovely coloured bins. Green, grey and brown. What a mix.

      It's as if the council are deliberately taking the piss.
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      Reply #2676: Jul 04, 2018 12:08:30 am

      I think I just did...  :couch:
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      Reply #2677: Jul 04, 2018 12:09:29 am
      I loved singing the woolyback song when I was watching City of Liverpool home and away. It seemed to really piss people off that haha

      And I lived in L1 which was even funnier so I could tell everyone I had a purple pin
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      Reply #2681: Jul 27, 2018 08:26:22 pm

      Might start watching them if the next one begins like that!
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      Re: The Funny Stuff thread
      Reply #2686: Oct 03, 2018 10:44:58 am
      After being in prison for 15 years, a man escapes. He breaks into a house to look for money & guns but finds a young couple in bed. He orders the man out of the bed ties him to a chair. He tied the girl to the bed and kisses her neck. Then he gets up & goes into the bathroom.
      The husband tells his wife: "Listen,this guy's a dangerous escaped convict! He probably hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants to F*^$ You,don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you or he might kill us. Be strong, honey. I Love You."
      The wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I LOVE YOU TOO!
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