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      Reply #2671: Jul 02, 2018 02:43:05 pm
      Just seen that on twitter too. So funny.

      Marty gets a +1

      Deserves his own quiz show
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      Re: The Funny Stuff thread
      Reply #2672: Jul 02, 2018 04:32:41 pm
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      Reply #2673: Jul 03, 2018 11:54:05 pm

      😊

      Easily amused me as you're about to find out.

      Old, but they always make me laugh, these.

      Not sure a lot of the forum will understand what's getting said in parts but the scouse accent over Karate Kid and Commando always gives me a chuckle. They're from Seacombe, I know, but you get me drift.

      Yeah, yeah I'm a wool you dot have to tell me Huyt and DLS 😁

      If I could be arsed I'd put a guide to the lingo for some of you. But I can't be arsed.

      https://youtu.be/ySjTLKQnXEA

      https://youtu.be/Qg7TeQm2sp8
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      Reply #2674: Jul 03, 2018 11:57:21 pm
      Yeah, yeah I'm a wool you dot have to tell me Huyt and DLS 😁

      Isn't Huyton 'wool' too?  :f_tongueincheek: I mean their bins aren't purple are they
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      Reply #2675: Jul 04, 2018 12:01:17 am
      Isn't Huyton 'wool' too?  :f_tongueincheek: I mean their bins aren't purple are they

      Thought scousers said if it's not purple it's wool. You calling Stevie G wool?

      Over here, on the brightside 😊, we get three, lovely coloured bins. Green, grey and brown. What a mix.

      It's as if the council are deliberately taking the piss.
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      Reply #2676: Jul 04, 2018 12:08:30 am

      I think I just did...  :couch:
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      Reply #2677: Jul 04, 2018 12:09:29 am
      I loved singing the woolyback song when I was watching City of Liverpool home and away. It seemed to really piss people off that haha

      And I lived in L1 which was even funnier so I could tell everyone I had a purple pin
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      Reply #2680: Jul 27, 2018 05:03:23 pm
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      Reply #2681: Jul 27, 2018 08:26:22 pm

      Might start watching them if the next one begins like that!
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      Re: The Funny Stuff thread
      Reply #2686: Oct 03, 2018 10:44:58 am
      After being in prison for 15 years, a man escapes. He breaks into a house to look for money & guns but finds a young couple in bed. He orders the man out of the bed ties him to a chair. He tied the girl to the bed and kisses her neck. Then he gets up & goes into the bathroom.
      The husband tells his wife: "Listen,this guy's a dangerous escaped convict! He probably hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants to F*^$ You,don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you or he might kill us. Be strong, honey. I Love You."
      The wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I LOVE YOU TOO!
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      Re: The Funny Stuff thread
      Reply #2690: Dec 10, 2018 02:02:52 pm
      I heard a rather nice story about a man who drank alot and his wife said "if you ever come home drunk again, I'm going to leave you". He went out to a pub and drank alot and was sick all over his shirt, and said to his friend "If I go home like this my wife will leave me". His friend said "I tell you what, put a twenty-pound note in your inside jacket pocket, go home and show it to her and tell her somebody threw-up over you and he gave you the money for the dry-cleaning bill.".

      He goes home and his wife's angry at the state of him and tells him she is leaving but he says "No, no, no, somebody was sick on me and he put a twenty-pound note in my jacket pocket for the dry-cleaning bill". His wife digs into his jacket pocket and pulls out some money, she said "Why have you got two twenty-pound notes in there?", he said "Oh the other is from the man who shat in my pants".

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      Reply #2691: Dec 15, 2018 08:26:11 pm
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