Soft sh*te, just stop and think for a moment. Please. Where have I twisted anything? I've stuck to my belief that you have an anti-Scouse nature. I'm not arsed if anybody agrees with that notion or not. I believe it and that's good enough for me.
Secondly, I've said Gerrard is the best player I've seen. Yeah so what? What's been twisted? I'm agreeing I've said it. What's been twisted is your inability to read because you read that as me saying Scousers can't be criticised which is total bollocks as I've never said that.
Thirdly, Scousers are the best for your information in everything and anything.
Most influential band in history - Scousers (Beatles - Scousers I've crticised by the way soft sh*te).
Longest stand up in the game - Scousers (Jimmy Tarbuck and Ken Dodd).
Most annoying bi*ch ever to become famous - Scouser (Cilla Black). See, if in Scousers' worse points, we're better than anything else.
Most valuable city in this country's history - Liverpool - due to our importance of the slave trade. our constant contact with America during the World Wars allowing the rest of the nation to get access to the goods American troops brought over. The Toxteth riots had an impact on the country and how it's racial police force was run. We've had the most important port in the country, not only during the World Wars and slave trade but also for bringing in things such as coffee, tobacco, chocolate to some extent and of course letting the world's most famous ships leave, and come into to, this county most notably being the Titanic. First steam operated train was on the Liverpool to Manchester Railway. We have one of the original flag poles still at the ground from when the SS Great Eastern was almost sunk before Scousers rescued it. We have the name the Spion Kop because most of the soliders who died on that hill in the Bore War came from Liverpool.
So yeah Scousers are the f**king best. Look at this forum, the best poster is Scouse - let you work out which one.
And that brings us to football. The best finisher in the Premiership - Scouser - Robbie Fowler. Best player in the Premiership era - Scouser - Steven Gerrard. Quickest hattrick scored - Scouser - Robbie Fowler.
But I know you have a problem with Scousers, so you'll probably misread this and make out it's me twisting things again and say that I believe Scousers can't be criticised. But that's because you're a dickhead, which isn't my problem.
See it's that kind of sh*te that makes it so easy to disagree with you.
Forget the Gerrard part for a moment, I don't see anything "anti-scouse" that King has said in the slightest. Just because he's not proclaiming the scouse as the best footballers of all time that hardly makes him "anti-scouse".
The most influential band in history the Beatles? Not as far as I'm concerned, maybe for that "pop" sound that they latched on to first that completely ruined music in a way. Dylan may not have been as "influential" but so what that's because his greatness was something no one could even attempt to rip off and they'd have looked silly trying. Pink Floyd gave birth somewhat to a whole new era and genre of music and heavily influenced grunge and indie that came after it, truly original. I like the Beatles especially Lennon who when at his best his genius was his simplicity but the "influence" the Beatles had gave us the boy band and any sh*te being able to mass produce simple songs with no quality, thanks Brian Epstein. Hate to say it but the manc music scene kicked the arse off ours for quality, The Smiths, Joy Division, Oasis (though heavily influenced by the Beatles and arguably the only good thing that were). Not to mention Lennon and McCartney were both blueshite but I suppose that's alright like because it doesn't suit to be clouded by anti Everton bias here.
Longest stand up in the game, wow talk about clutching at straws. Tarby? You want to use him as why Liverpool are the best? Really? That would be like the NHS having Shipman as their posterboy.
The slave trade? I love that you think that's something to rave on. Congrats we were the ones that made the most money off a sickening industry that devalued the lives of those different to ourselves and we have some great buildings to show for it though eh? The toxteth riots? Of course it wasn't happening anywhere else like Brixton was it, oh and they're not good things by the way not something to brag about. There are plenty of things to brag about about this city but you're really not doing the best job!
The Spion Kop wasn't named so because there were more scousers on the hill in the battle than anywhere else, it was referred to by a journo from the Echo in the early 1900's in one of his articles about the vision he likened to that hill and the name stuck. There were Lancaster and Lancashire men that fought on that hill but from what I'm told the idea they named it is a myth.
Best player in the premiership era Steven Gerrard? Don't talk such sh*te. Bergkamp, Keane, Giggs, Zola, Shearer, they would all rightly be considered ahead of Gerrard.
Fowler? Yeah no contest, best finisher I've ever seen. One of the few things that isn't just hyperbole which we thrive off and which leads to any actually claiming of greatness being roundly and rightfully in the scheme of things looked upon with derision.
King can't be the best dickhead though, that would have to be a scouser as only the scouse can be the best at anything.
F***ing hell lad you're like that fella off "Goodness Gracious Me" the indian fella who claims everyone was Indian no matter how outrageous.
"Dad you know Neil Armstrong walked on the moon?"
"Yeah but there was a scouse lad called wakka that got there first son, everyone knows that."