Send Smigger on another holiday before she jinxes the reds Fund

I hope everybody is VERY happy with what you have made happen to Liverpool.

You were all warned. 

I hope everybody is VERY happy with what you have made happen to Liverpool.

You were all warned. 

   sorry guys, but the Reds have stopped winning in Europe since I stopped attending the game  (for reasons beyond my control) maybe a whipround for a seat at Anfield would work 

Yep someone give up your ticket for Smiggs or we're out.

  sorry guys, but the Reds have stopped winning in Europe since I stopped attending the game  (for reasons beyond my control) maybe a whipround for a seat at Anfield would work 

Does it have to be in the stands or will it be ok if its in the ladies toilets?

Does it have to be in the stands or will it be ok if its in the ladies toilets?

   There's a joke in there somewhere Venison !!   

  There's a joke in there somewhere Venison !!  

Well you wouldnt want to sit in the Gents  :puking:

Well you wouldnt want to sit in the Gents  :puking:

I'm wondering what you're doing with tickets for the ladies toilets mate....

I'm wondering what you're doing with tickets for the ladies toilets mate....

You know what those restricted view tickets are like

Good point! Although I had a restricted view seat in the Paddock at the Cardiff game and it was only the left hand side corner flag in the Annie Road I couldn't see. Probably the best restricted view in the ground?
I reckon we just get Smigger to be a steward. We should win everything then. Plus she'd be able to sneak in the dressing room just before the palyers come off the pitch. Everyone's a winner.

Should we send her on her hols & the start of the season & then coming up to November - December?  Just to be sure for next season? 

Been thinking perhaps we should start a fund to keep Crazy Horse in Cuba smoking fine cigars, I wonder when he last missed a home game against the mancs

I have a old zippo lighter to get things going

Good idea!

I'll throw in a bottle of babysham.