Arrr-Harrr mateys, I've noticed a few pirates amongst ye's these last few days, and thought I could recruit a few scallywags to join me on the good ship LFCReds, in search of booty, swag, treasure and loot on the seven seas of the forum!
There's room for ye all on board, lads and lasses alike! Lasses you'll be kept busy mounting Captain Ayrton's mizzlemast - in my cabin between midnight and 6! Shiver me timbers!
For those of ye with a strong enough stomach, a love of rum and danger, come and join me! There's plenty of scallywags already aboard, some of me favourite pirates!
Ahoy, who's that? Why, it's Patchy the Pirate, from Spongebob Squarepants! A ruffian through and through, with a song and a laugh to boot!
And there! Keith Richards from the Rolling Stones, a modern day pirate if ever there was one! A way-fairing spirit and loves a drop o' rum!
And finally, Captain Pugwash! A pirate from my youth, who commanded the most dubious named crew to ever sail the seas!
Yer all welcome aboard me-hearties, so come join me and bring yer friends, and we'll make the rest of these land-lubbers walk the plank! Hurrah!
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