Mourinho has left Chelsea!!

Sunk in yet?  No?  Didn't think so!

Agree there Ken.  Finnally they are deteriorating slowly...

I can't stand them,,their fans, their ethos, some of their players attitudes, their post code, their snobbery , the fact that they are in the richest borough everything about chelsea is wrong and I hope it all ends in tears.........

Come move to Merseyside then mate!  There's only a few of these tools down here.  They are ignored, shunned and spat on :

I was about to head off to bed after a stressful evening but this has give me a proper buzz.

Mrs Benitez' is going to have a good night tonight ...

So will Mrs Ferguson...
its going to be an interesting match on sunday.

Sunk in yet?  No?  Didn't think so!

Agree there Ken.  Finnally they are deteriorating slowly...

Come move to Merseyside then mate!  There's only a few of these tools down here.  They are ignored, shunned and spat on :

CONFIRMED ON THE CHELSEA WEBSITE

Would love to !  This site is great by the way.......been reading the forum for ages but only just started to post...well I had to post after this momentous news

CONFIRMED ON THE CHELSEA WEBSITE

Would love to !  This site is great by the way.......been reading the forum for ages but only just started to post...well I had to post after this momentous news

That's the trouble with guests on the forum now!  They should sign up!

I only noticed it over MSN Messenger, thought it was a piss take until I switched over to SSN!

Sunk in yet?  No?  Didn't think so!

Agree there Ken.  Finnally they are deteriorating slowly...

Come move to Merseyside then mate!  There's only a few of these tools down here.  They are ignored, shunned and spat on :

If you have a spare flat, I'd love to move nearer my 'spiritual' home.

I can't go to sleep now. It's very much a nip o' whisky moment, but I'm out!

Flat! 

I'd love to go out and celebrate now.  Wonder if any of those bars are open in Birkenhead... second thoughts half the 'Wirral' Chelsea Base would have gone down there to look for trouble by now!

I was just about to go to bed! thought I'd check the latest posts on the forum and BANG! This hit me square between the eyes! 

Did some surfing to be sure (can't always trust what you lot say to be true...) 

CHELSEA STATEMENT
20.09.2007
Chelsea Football Club and José Mourinho have agreed to part company today (Thursday) by mutual consent.

Manager Mourinho leaves Chelsea
Mourinho's position was the subject of continual scrutiny last season
Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho has sensationally left Stamford Bridge by mutual consent, the club has confirmed.

The news comes just 24 hours after the disappointing Champions League draw against Rosenborg.

BBC Radio 5live football correspondent Jonathan Legard understands Mourinho texted senior players, including skipper John Terry, with the news.

Mourinho joined Chelsea in the summer of 2004 and led them to the Premiership title in each of his first two seasons.

Report: BBC football correspondent Jonathan Legard
Archive: Mourinho's first season with Chelsea

Last season they finished runners-up to Manchester United but won both the FA Cup and Carling Cup, a trophy they had also collected in 2005.

His achievements also saw him voted as Premiership manager of the year in 2005 and 2006.

MOURINHO'S CHELSEA RECORD
2 June, 2004 - Appointed manager
27 February, 2005 - Wins Carling Cup 3-2 v Liverpool
30 April, 2005 - Beat Bolton 2-0 to win Premiership title
4 May, 2005 - Signs new five-year contract
29 April, 2006 - Beat Man Utd 3-0 to win Premiership again
27 February, 2007 - Beat Arsenal 2-1 to win Carling Cup
19 May, 2007 - Win FA Cup by beating Man Utd 1-0 at Wembley
19 September, 2007 - Leaves Stamford Bridge

However the Champions League trophy eluded the club and this season's campaign started with Tuesday's shock 1-1 result against the Norwegians in front of a crowd of just 24,973.

It was their third successive game without a win following a 2-0 defeat at Aston Villa and a goalless draw with Blackburn in the Premier League.

Those results have left Chelsea fifth in the table - two points behind leaders Arsenal and with a visit to Manchester United to come on Sunday.

He did have one unique record during his reign in never losing a home league game at Stamford Bridge.

Mourinho signed a five-year contract in 2005 and quashed speculation in January that he would leave Stamford Bridge in the summer by saying he was happy to see out his deal if he received "real support" from the club.

ALSO:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/09/20/nmou120.xml

Sleep well!  How many chav fans do I know at work? Lets see...1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6..... 

Sleep well!  How many chav fans do I know at work? Lets see...1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6..... 

About 2 by tomorrow morning mate!  I'm off to bed now anyway, I've had my fair share with gloating tonight!!

Night all!

Flat! 

OK, room...floorboard...cupb oard...?

Still looking for dregs... 

If you have a spare flat, I'd love to move nearer my 'spiritual' home.

I can't go to sleep now. It's very much a nip o' whisky moment, but I'm out!

Surely up in Scotland there must be some wee tipple knocking about Jammy?

Night Court, and there was me thinking you were on the night shift tonight  

Nah you take over Ken! 

I'm knackered, up early tomorrow.  Sleep well!

Surely up in Scotland there must be some wee tipple knocking about Jammy?

Aye, but waht you'd hae tae gae thru ta gaet 'it, Ken, ye ken?

Aye, but waht you'd hae tae gae thru ta gaet 'it, Ken, ye ken?

Och!! Aye.... 

Nah you take over Ken! 

I'm knackered, up early tomorrow.  Sleep well!

Adious you lightweight 

'Chelsea football club and jose Morinho have agreed to part company today ( thursday ) by mutual consent'

'Mutual Consent' ?........sacked more like

 And the moral of this story? Don't talk about eggs before an important CL game

WOOOHOOO!!!! Hopefully they will die away now haha
thanks for the link lads, had a great laugh bout those poor chelski wankers haha. this is absolutly fantastic, I can now rub it in my sisters face hahahahahahhahaha
rumour has it guus hiddink could be a possible replacement, that would really suck!!

I never liked the way ChelseaFC play, I don't know but somehow,... Like italian's football, and I don't like that. Mr Roman Abramovich think so, I read in a sport web long time ago that Mr Abramovich don't like the way ChelseaFC, or Mr Mourinho play, he like Manchester United's way better and he was always ready to pay money to bring in Ronaldinho. When I read that, I thought, sooner or later, Mourinho will have to leave, but I don't really think this soon.

After all, we should be aware something like Guus Hiddink come to Stamport Bridge, ChelseaFC has stars, and they can shine anytime, but for now, I would like to say that I feel sorry for ChelseaFC's fans, but I will cheer for LiverpoolFC's fans! Yahoooo!!!!! 

Sh*t, why did I go to bed early and miss all the fun !!  We should of had bets on how long he was gonna last !!  Glad the tosspot has finally gone, the arrogant t*at, where's Foxy now ?   

Looking forward to Sunday 

yeh cant wait to smash em

Well, what news to be waking up to this morning.

The 'Special One' (Ha) has finally bit the dust and gone.

F***ing great, b***ard, I hate that arrogant tw*t so much.

Sorry, I don't normally swear like that but I can't do with big headed tw*ts like him who think they are something special.

He's nothing and never will be.

Rant Over

This is great news I can't believe they actually parted company so early in the season.  And if that's not bad enough they got Utd on Saturday HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Out of all of this, I'm gobsmacked by this little gem from that Chav forum:

"Let me get this straight:

2 Premiership wins, 1 lost by 6 points only after losing Cech & Terry + other injuries forcing Mourinho to play a widthless 4-4-2 diamond for large periods of the season.
2 Champions League Semi-Finals - lost controversially, to class opposition.
..."

class opposition? when did chav supporters learn about respect for one's opponents?

I'm a happy boy right now! 

class opposition? when did chav supporters learn about respect for one's opponents?

When they finally realised that the end is near for their freak success.

Shows you that too many eggs in one day is not good for you!!

Thank god - was pretty fed up with the crap Moanrinio was serving the press vultures week-in, week-out... looks like Roman, the Chelsea fans and John Terry had got fed-up of it too...

Goodbye and hope not to see you around for a good while Jose... stick to the translating...