Houllier - the after-dinner speaker

Fancy Gerard Houllier as an after-dinner speaker at your next company function?

According to the website this is what he can offer you (or your company)....

Gérard will show how teamwork and man-management are the keys to successful organisation.

Go on - somebody ring up and find out how much he costs...

http://www.speakers.co.uk/csaWeb/speaker,GERHOU

Just had a look at the 'fee brackets' - apparently he charges above £13,500...!

We can get Alan Hansen for between £8,000 and £13,500.

Just had a look at the 'fee brackets' - apparently he charges above £13,500...!

We can get Alan Hansen for between £8,000 and £13,500.

We can't raise enough to send smigger away on holiday.
We've no chance of a guest speaker at Agger's place now 

We can't raise enough to send smigger away on holiday.
We've no chance of a guest speaker at Agger's place now 

After a few Stellas I'll talk enough sh*te for the both of us ! 

Wonder if Houllier gets much work from Electrician's federations etc - we all know he can talk for hours about his pliers.