The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

I think so mate, the 3rd kit is even worse though, dark olive green and orange but with the navy band at the bottom of the shirt. 

That is one of the worst kits I've ever witnessed, that is putrid.

Everton
 ✔  ‎@Everton 
Mirallas: "I’m very happy. I’ve signed at #EFC to win a trophy. I’m at a good team and I can continue my performances here."

Everton + winning a trophy = wake up Mirallas

Just read that they are close to sign Shaqiri. With him in the squad, their starting line-up doesn't look bad at all:

Howard-Coleman-Stones-Jagielka-Baines-Barry-McCarthy-Mirallas-Barkley-Shaqiri-Lukaku (in a 4-2-3-1 formation)

With Deulofeu, Pienaar, Besic, Naismith, McGeady and Cleverley as back-ups, their squad is really decent.

Getting beat 1-0 by Watford at home, .

Just read that they are close to sign Shaqiri. With him in the squad, their starting line-up doesn't look bad at all:

Howard-Coleman-Stones-Jagielka-Baines-Barry-McCarthy-Mirallas-Barkley-Shaqiri-Lukaku (in a 4-2-3-1 formation)

With Deulofeu, Pienaar, Besic, Naismith, McGeady and Cleverley as back-ups, their squad is really decent.

You can't go an entire season with only 2 centre backs though.

According to Martinez, you can't play/setup to play football without conceding goals How does a manager come out with such a statement?

According to Martinez, you can't play/setup to play football without conceding goals How does a manager come out with such a statement?

When you're managing Everton, you really lose sense of reality and conceding goals (and being piss poor in general) becomes a routine, you can't imagine football without it

I suppose that's the only explanation for what he said.

He seems clueless when it comes to the defensive side of the game. I genuinely don't rate him all that much and I'm glad that we didn't get him as manager. He's also just been talking a load of bollocks on MNF which was making me laugh my head off.

He seems clueless when it comes to the defensive side of the game. I genuinely don't rate him all that much and I'm glad that we didn't get him as manager. He's also just been talking a load of bollocks on MNF which was making me laugh my head off.

He seemed a bit stunned that Carra was asking such detailed questions too 

He seemed a bit stunned that Carra was asking such detailed questions too 

They seemed such easy questions for a manager to answer yet he kept going on about how you have to assess such a situation for some nonsense reason. Even the bitters on their forum are embarrassed, says it all.

Martinez said that Barkley will become a premier league great, didn't say for which club though

They seemed such easy questions for a manager to answer yet he kept going on about how you have to assess such a situation for some nonsense reason. Even the bitters on their forum are embarrassed, says it all.

You'd have thought so mate, maybe he's just not used to being questioned on why he does one thing rather than another.

Martinez said that Barkley will become a premier league great, didn't say for which club though

Thought he was meant to become great about 3 years ago. Just another Wilshere, all hype, no product.

Martinez said that Barkley will become a premier league great, didn't say for which club though

Because he knows it's only a matter of time before the Mancs/Citeh/Chelski pick him up mate. Hell even if he never realises his potential he'll still be picked up just because of that homegrown quota. Stones is going to Chelsea eventually. McCarthy looks like a Manc midfielder (they'll probably sign him when Carrick calls it quits) when Lukaku's the finished article he'll be gone too. Such is the life of a sh*te team who are only good enough to stay in the league.

Thought he was meant to become great about 3 years ago. Just another Wilshere, all hype, no product.

agreed, if he was that good he could get into a sh*te Everton team every week.

Martinez at it again by saying Everton's youngsters are a golden generation.

Martinez at it again by saying Everton's youngsters are a golden generation.

Tis true, truly a golden shower.

Well one of the golden generation has put in a transfer bid, wont be long before Barkley is also off.

 

Losing 2-0 to Barnsley.

Everton football club, the gift that keeps on giving

Love how Stones basically jumped over the ball for the second goal

Hilarious.