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      The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4025: Aug 28, 2017 11:54:51 am
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4026: Aug 29, 2017 04:50:07 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4027: Sep 01, 2017 12:24:14 pm
      Rooney's been done for drinking and driving, probably shouldn't have retired.

      ;D

      Everton striker Wayne Rooney arrested on suspicion of drink-driving close to home in Cheshire - Mirror Online

      http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/everton-striker-wayne-rooney-arrested-11092069


      What a tw*t.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4028: Sep 01, 2017 01:44:29 pm
      He was obviously speeding trying to get out of Goodison before the deadline as he realised what a cock up he's made going back to the bitters. Understandable really  ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4029: Sep 01, 2017 01:48:10 pm

      F**k me, I had no idea there were Everton supporters in Norway, must be very very lonely hence the enhanced bitterness!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4030: Sep 01, 2017 02:32:19 pm
      To be honest if I woke up every morning and then remembering I play for Everton, drink driving would be the least offensive of the crimes I'd commit.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4031: Sep 02, 2017 02:30:31 am
      He can drive?  ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4032: Sep 03, 2017 06:28:15 pm
      I'll never understand people like him. He's got enough cash to pay two of his mates a grand a week to be on call 24 hours a day to drive him around and keep their gobs shut while he knocks all his bints off but he does sh*te like this. The lad is literally a chav with money.

      I know they say money doesn't bring happiness but at I'd least give it a good F***ing go.

      Never really understood why he bothered getting married? Must have cheated on his missus about 5 or 6 times now. Why don't these lads of they want to shag around keep themselves single?

      He could have a different bird every day if that's what he wanted,  but instead he cheats on his wife who's carrying his kid. Again.

      Baffling stuff.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4033: Sep 14, 2017 06:58:13 pm
      3-0 down at half time to the mighty Atalanta  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4034: Sep 14, 2017 07:27:22 pm
      The mighty Ev embarrassing themselves.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4035: Sep 14, 2017 07:35:53 pm
      He's fat,  he's bent, his house will be up for rent, ronald koeman
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4036: Sep 14, 2017 09:14:31 pm
      this never gets old.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4037: Sep 14, 2017 11:12:08 pm
      3 straight defeats without scoring a goal. Money well spent :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4038: Sep 14, 2017 11:32:37 pm
      3 straight defeats without scoring a goal. Money well spent

       :o :o :o




       ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4040: Sep 15, 2017 01:36:15 am
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4041: Sep 15, 2017 02:40:57 am
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4042: Sep 15, 2017 07:25:50 am
      They've bought 100m of tat
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4043: Sep 15, 2017 12:21:45 pm

      and do you remember people moaning in the summer about how even Everton were buying better than we were.........yeah right, ;D ;-)
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4044: Sep 15, 2017 02:46:30 pm
      and do you remember people moaning in the summer about how even Everton were buying better than we were.........yeah right, ;D ;-)

      I said exactly what I said above. Nothing but overpriced tat
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4045: Sep 16, 2017 11:00:42 pm
      Heard an absolute funny as F**k rumour tonight!!

      *Allegedly, Koeman has been collared with a brass in Ellesmere Port :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4046: Sep 16, 2017 11:59:07 pm
      Heard an absolute funny as f**k rumour tonight!!

      *Allegedly, Koeman has been collared with a brass in Ellesmere Port :lmao:

      Sorry but what is a brass?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4047: Sep 17, 2017 01:43:19 am

      Scouse slang for prostitute!!

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