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      The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

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      6stringer
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4150: Oct 23, 2017 02:43:58 pm
      Give the job to Phil Neville, he'll take em down even further ! ;D
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      Reply #4151: Oct 23, 2017 02:45:00 pm
      Shame he's gone but it's good news for red christmas tree decorations.

      Remember the blues crowing back in the summer about their £140M signings and records etc.  Well - their keeper I'd take but they can keep the rest of their new players.

      Bet you he's glad to be out of there to be honest.  Now let's hope they go down!
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      Reply #4152: Oct 23, 2017 03:10:40 pm
      Shame he's gone but it's good news for red christmas tree decorations.

        Now let's hope they go down!

      Quite surprised with your comments JD. I fully understand you disliking certain teams but what about your derbies? As a neutral I love watching Derby matches. United v Liverpool. United v City. Liverpool v Everton. Celtic v Rangers. Newcastle v Sunderland. I could go on and on. I remember when Rangers were demoted. Not being able to see the old firm Derby was a killer as so much passion in them.

      Much as our rivalry is so intense I wouldn't really want you lads to go down. Those two games we play are always like cup finals such is the passion of our great clubs. Each to their own I suppose.
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      Reply #4153: Oct 23, 2017 03:13:44 pm
      Quite surprised with your comments JD. I fully understand you disliking certain teams but what about your derbies?

      I'm sure I'd miss beating them twice a season but they could go down for a couple of years and I reckon I'd cope. 

      One of their big claims to fame they've got left is the length of time they've spent in the division.  Looking where Man City are now - are you sure you couldn't forego a few seasons of derbies to watch them disintegrate?
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      Reply #4154: Oct 23, 2017 03:32:53 pm
      I'm sure I'd miss beating them twice a season but they could go down for a couple of years and I reckon I'd cope. 

      One of their big claims to fame they've got left is the length of time they've spent in the division.  Looking where Man City are now - are you sure you couldn't forego a few seasons of derbies to watch them disintegrate?

      See!  you'd miss beating them so that says leaps and bounds  ;D  Out of our two derbies I would miss Liverpool's the most so if I had to choose one to be relegated it's City. Beating you lads means more to me than the Manchester derby.  :D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4155: Oct 23, 2017 04:24:30 pm
      Saw this on rawk last night.Don't let ya interns run the shirt sponsors twitter account.
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      Reply #4156: Oct 23, 2017 04:54:00 pm
      https://twitter.com/BeardedGenius/status/922459217012850688

      Plenty of time for them to carve out a new career now
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      Reply #4157: Oct 23, 2017 09:45:58 pm
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      Reply #4158: Oct 24, 2017 01:46:07 am
      I see Giggsy has thrown his hat in the ring for the blueshite job & Leicester's. 

      Still hope they give good old Unsworth a go or even Drunken Duncan a go at the job :lmao:
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      Reply #4159: Oct 24, 2017 10:49:12 am
      I see Giggsy has thrown his hat in the ring for the blueshite job & Leicester's. 

      To big of a job for Giggsy at this stage.
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      Reply #4160: Oct 24, 2017 07:56:39 pm
      To big of a job for Giggsy at this stage.


      It's incredibly arrogant of Giggs to think he is too good for the lower divisions yet when a top job in the Premier League becomes available he's always first to put his hat into the ring.

      Both are newly credited coaches with renowned playing careers but the difference between Giggs and Gerrard is that the latter is humble enough to realise that his status alone in the game doesn't mean he can walk into the managerial dugout of any top flight club in the country. If Giggs was honest and humble enough he'd take a job lower down the football league or start coaching the youth level at a Premier League club.
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      Reply #4161: Oct 24, 2017 08:30:32 pm
      It's incredibly arrogant of Giggs to think he is too good for the lower divisions yet when a top job in the Premier League becomes available he's always first to put his hat into the ring.

      Both are newly credited coaches with renowned playing careers but the difference between Giggs and Gerrard is that the latter is humble enough to realise that his status alone in the game doesn't mean he can walk into the managerial dugout of any top flight club in the country. If Giggs was honest and humble enough he'd take a job lower down the football league or start coaching the youth level at a Premier League club.

      To be fair to Giggs though he managed Utd for a few weeks after Moyes and if he's confident of doing the job, then why not.

      People could have easily of said the same about Kenny way back in 85.
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      Reply #4162: Oct 25, 2017 12:08:49 am
      It's incredibly arrogant of Giggs to think he is too good for the lower divisions yet when a top job in the Premier League becomes available he's always first to put his hat into the ring.



      I suppose you could argue it's a form of arrogance Frankly. I also think Giggsy is a fool onto himself  as surely it would make sense to try your look in say a Championship side like Preston or Hull. That way you don't make yourself look like a fool. A Premiership side is far to big for Giggsy at this stage of his managerial career.
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      Reply #4163: Oct 25, 2017 07:33:11 am
      To be fair to Giggs though he managed Utd for a few weeks after Moyes and if he's confident of doing the job, then why not.

      People could have easily of said the same about Kenny way back in 85.

      But Kenny had Bob Paisley guiding him and we got the double in Kenny's first season as player manager.I wouldn't mind Giggs getting the Everton job and failing miserably.
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      Reply #4164: Oct 25, 2017 07:51:38 am
      I suppose you could argue it's a form of arrogance Frankly. I also think Giggsy is a fool onto himself  as surely it would make sense to try your look in say a Championship side like Preston or Hull. That way you don't make yourself look like a fool. A Premiership side is far to big for Giggsy at this stage of his managerial career.

      Compared to someone like scholes who seems prepared to start low down the ladder it seems giggs expects football clubs to be like his women, falling on his lap
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      Reply #4166: Oct 26, 2017 09:47:37 pm
      Priceless...
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      Reply #4167: Oct 26, 2017 09:56:00 pm
      Some Everton fans living in fear at the prospect of them hiring a dinosaur like Allardyce ,Warnock and Moyes. As we all know, Goodison is the Jurassic Park of stadiums so if Sam Neil and Jeff Goldblum turn up there anytime soon then they'd better be f**king worried.
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      Reply #4168: Oct 29, 2017 06:20:22 pm
      I see Giggsy has thrown his hat in the ring for the blueshite job & Leicester's. 

      Still hope they give good old Unsworth a go or even Drunken Duncan a go at the job :lmao:

      Listening to Joey Barton on talksport today and he was so funny about Unsy.

      Basically saying how can anyone take him seriously when he's waddling on to the team coach before the kick off.
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      Reply #4169: Oct 29, 2017 06:47:51 pm
      Listening to Joey Barton on talksport today and he was so funny about Unsy.

      Basically saying how can anyone take him seriously when he's waddling on to the team coach before the kick off.

      And said he was one of the worst left backs he had ever seen
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      Reply #4170: Oct 29, 2017 07:40:00 pm
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      Reply #4171: Oct 29, 2017 08:30:16 pm
      I think they're in serious trouble of going down. They have no goal threat and they leak them in for fun.

      They have no width, no pace, no quality. Pickford aside their signings have been muck.

      This season feels a lot different. Usually you can guarantee three sh*t teams finishing in the bottom three or four but you can't any more. Look at the promoted clubs, they're all doing very well.

      At the moment I dont think there are three teams worse than Everton. Unless they bring in an established manager who signs a couple of players in January they could well be doomed.

      They have Watford, palace, saints, West Ham and huddersfield in their next five league games.  They need 10 points to pull them away from trouble but I think they'll get 4 or 5 max and that's when their own fans will worry if they're not already.
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      Reply #4172: Oct 30, 2017 05:11:04 am
      Radio Merseyside after the Leicester game was brilliant.

      "Ahh, there's no talking to you Ronnie".

      "Get Joe Royle and the dogs of war back".

      They are genuinely worried about going down. They can't score, can't defend, got zero pace in the side and their £45 million marquee signing has been bombed out of the team.

      The shout at the start of the season about our heads falling off may well come true.

      If they go down I will be f**king hysterical, laughing uncontrollably.
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      Reply #4173: Oct 30, 2017 10:06:01 am
      Radio Merseyside after the Leicester game was brilliant.

      "Ahh, there's no talking to you Ronnie".

      "Get Joe Royle and the dogs of war back".

      They are genuinely worried about going down. They can't score, can't defend, got zero pace in the side and their £45 million marquee signing has been bombed out of the team.

      The shout at the start of the season about our heads falling off may well come true.

      If they go down I will be f**king hysterical, laughing uncontrollably.

      They won't go down, their iranian sugar daddy will find another hans segers
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      Reply #4174: Oct 30, 2017 03:29:02 pm
      Radio Merseyside after the Leicester game was brilliant.

      "Ahh, there's no talking to you Ronnie".

      "Get Joe Royle and the dogs of war back".

      They are genuinely worried about going down. They can't score, can't defend, got zero pace in the side and their £45 million marquee signing has been bombed out of the team.

      The shout at the start of the season about our heads falling off may well come true.

      If they go down I will be f**king hysterical, laughing uncontrollably.

      Had to google who the 45 million man was. Forgot they signed him

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