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      The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4230: Nov 28, 2017 08:38:17 pm
      Fat boy Rooney playing in the championship, what a laugh that could be.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4231: Nov 29, 2017 12:40:20 pm
      Official now . Big fat Sam ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4232: Nov 29, 2017 12:49:10 pm
      Hilariously typical.

      Top club.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4233: Nov 29, 2017 05:04:57 pm
      Absolute joke of a club. Even funnier reading on twitter some of the blues frothing at the mouth over Fat Sam's appointment and the thought of Sammy Lee turning up as well.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4234: Nov 29, 2017 05:09:06 pm
      Hahaha, as if they’ve actually gone and done it!
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      Reply #4235: Nov 29, 2017 05:29:26 pm
      Shows you can take backhanders in football & still get a PL job...

      Both parties suit each other.

      All the best for the relegation battle..
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      Reply #4236: Nov 29, 2017 06:52:15 pm
      Shows you can take backhanders in football & still get a PL job...

      Both parties suit each other.

      All the best for the relegation battle..

      Pisses me off no end that corrupt cu*ts like Fat sam keep getting jobs.
      It's an old boys merry go round, as we can see from Pardew (another c**t) going to WBA.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4237: Nov 29, 2017 07:06:22 pm
      Laughing my bollocks off at this appointmeant,yard dog team,yard Dog supporters & now a yard dog manager
      a perfect fit.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4238: Nov 29, 2017 10:56:22 pm
      That's the Derby fu**ed. Always does us that fat headed yard dog.

      That'll do for most of that lot's support.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4239: Nov 29, 2017 11:59:44 pm
      Sucked in you Bitter Cu*ts. Couldn't have happened to a nicer Club.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4240: Nov 30, 2017 02:18:06 am
      That's the Derby fu**ed. Always does us that fat headed yard dog.

      That'll do for most of that lot's support.

      Not always, remember Fat Sam going off his barnet for that gesture Rafa made, when Torres was tearing the arse out of his Blackburn team.

      We'll do the blueshite, they looked good tonight, but that's only cos West Ham are even f**king worse!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4241: Nov 30, 2017 07:00:51 am
      Big Fat Sam wants Everton to become a feeder club to Southport.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4242: Nov 30, 2017 10:52:52 am
      They'll win the league!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4243: Nov 30, 2017 10:53:21 am
      Sucked in you Bitter Cu*ts. Couldn't have happened to a nicer Club.

      You forgetting the Mancs mate  ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4244: Nov 30, 2017 01:01:38 pm

      I try to forget!
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      Reply #4245: Nov 30, 2017 04:49:10 pm
      Everton fans will be delighted to know that all the clubs Allardyce has managed (bar West Ham...who he took over when they were IN the Championship) have been relegated not long after he left them.

      I wish them well on this new...erm...endeavour.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4246: Nov 30, 2017 07:38:21 pm
      Sam will apparently earn £1.5m for his 18 months, so after tax, that'll be £2m
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4247: Dec 01, 2017 04:19:44 pm
      He must have so sh*t on some people in the fa , how the f**k does he get job after job
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4248: Dec 01, 2017 04:20:04 pm
      Some *
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4249: Dec 02, 2017 10:11:58 pm
      I don't know if I have misread an article but is it true that Sammy Lee is assistant to Big Fat Sam at Everton.If it is true I hope the bas**rds don't drag him down to the Everton/Big Fat Sam sewer level.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4250: Dec 03, 2017 09:50:09 am
      I don't know if I have misread an article but is it true that Sammy Lee is assistant to Big Fat Sam at Everton.If it is true I hope the bas**rds don't drag him down to the Everton/Big Fat Sam sewer level.

      I’d love to hear his “how to win a derby” chat Billy.

      “Right lads - so you get da ball and then you give it to Kenny and he gives it to Rushie and that’s one nil.........oh f**k......”
      « Last Edit: Dec 03, 2017 10:23:59 pm by Scotia »
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4251: Dec 08, 2017 11:00:48 pm
      Sh*te these, up the reds.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4252: Dec 11, 2017 10:30:02 pm
      They're still sh*te.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4253: Dec 19, 2017 08:48:24 am
      Another 2 penalties last night, one was never a pen, it was proven to be outside the box. Either they are the luckiest team in the Prem or Fat Sam has sold his soul! Still the most boring side to watch.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4254: Dec 19, 2017 09:05:43 am
      Another 2 penalties last night, one was never a pen, it was proven to be outside the box. Either they are the luckiest team in the Prem or Fat Sam has sold his soul! Still the most boring side to watch.

      He’s sold everything else.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4255: Dec 19, 2017 09:34:05 am
      Fcuk me whats fat Sam done to turn them around.  :lmao: Great start for him and Everton.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4256: Dec 19, 2017 10:32:29 am
      Fcuk me whats fat Sam done to turn them around.  :lmao: Great start for him and Everton.

      It is baffling isn't it, how does he do this at every club? He seems like such a tw*t but somehow players respond to him , well at least for about 10 games anyway, enough to get the club out of trouble. In fairness Everton always did have a fairly decent team and squad, certainly defensively and somehow he has got a last hurrah out of Rooney but credit where its due fat Sam has done a good job.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4257: Dec 19, 2017 11:21:07 am
      Another 2 penalties last night, one was never a pen, it was proven to be outside the box. Either they are the luckiest team in the Prem or Fat Sam has sold his soul! Still the most boring side to watch.

      3 penalties within the last 3 games..

      Well done Big Sam.  :roll:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4258: Dec 19, 2017 11:22:04 am
      It is baffling isn't it, how does he do this at every club? He seems like such a tw*t but somehow players respond to him , well at least for about 10 games anyway, enough to get the club out of trouble. In fairness Everton always did have a fairly decent team and squad, certainly defensively and somehow he has got a last hurrah out of Rooney but credit where its due fat Sam has done a good job.

      Good fire fighter.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4259: Dec 19, 2017 12:20:01 pm

      Fireman Sam?

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