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      The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

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      Ribapuru
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4410: Jul 20, 2018 08:58:02 pm
      Made a bid of £50m for Richarlison, always looked to have two left feet when I've watched him, ;D
      Quality player. You must have caught him in his off game.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4411: Jul 20, 2018 09:13:41 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4412: Jul 21, 2018 01:38:32 pm
      Comparing a 1st season at Watford to a 3rd season at Stoke is not fair.
      Look at Shaqiri first season at Stoke: 32 apps 3 goals.
      Richarlison is a winger that scores around 1 goal in 4 games on average and he's hard to seal with because of his skill and pace.
      Slot him in a good side and he is going to bag a lot of assists, so he will be abit wasted at Everton.
      « Last Edit: Jul 21, 2018 01:47:57 pm by Ribapuru »
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4413: Jul 21, 2018 01:47:59 pm
      Quality player. You must have caught him in his off game.

      Well he did have 5 months of off games last season.
      « Last Edit: Jul 21, 2018 02:38:30 pm by bazspeedman »
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4414: Jul 21, 2018 01:48:54 pm
      £100mill on Sigurdson and Richarlison, bloody hell :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4415: Jul 22, 2018 08:45:37 am
      Comparing a 1st season at Watford to a 3rd season at Stoke is not fair.
      Look at Shaqiri first season at Stoke: 32 apps 3 goals.
      Richarlison is a winger that scores around 1 goal in 4 games on average and he's hard to seal with because of his skill and pace.
      Slot him in a good side and he is going to bag a lot of assists, so he will be abit wasted at Everton.

      I don't  think he will be wasted  ,he will continue  to develop  his game at Everton  and after  one or two seasons  one of of the big clubs will come after him.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4416: Jul 27, 2018 04:16:46 pm
      Been doing the rounds on Twitter today, don't know how true it is but f**k it, it made me laugh!

      https://twitter.com/LFCHistoryShow/status/1022862638571769857
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      Reply #4417: Jul 31, 2018 09:14:34 am
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4418: Jul 31, 2018 01:30:09 pm
      Been doing the rounds on Twitter today, don't know how true it is but f**k it, it made me laugh!

      https://twitter.com/LFCHistoryShow/status/1022862638571769857

      I had to watch the interview to make sure it was true.... and it was!!!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4419: Aug 02, 2018 09:16:00 am
      <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Congratulations to Everton on signing Lucas Digne... 👍<br><br>Here he is pictured with &#39;I Never Walk Alone&#39; tattooed across his chest. Liverpool fan him. 👀 <a href="https://t.co/uyyRtDsUed">pic.twitter.com/uyyRtDsUed</a></p>&mdash; LFC Transfer Room (@LFCTransferRoom) <a href="https://twitter.com/LFCTransferRoom/status/1024643018677207040?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 1, 2018</a></blockquote>
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4420: Aug 03, 2018 04:51:01 pm
      <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Congratulations to Everton on signing Lucas Digne... 👍<br><br>Here he is pictured with 'I Never Walk Alone' tattooed across his chest. Liverpool fan him. 👀 <a href="https://t.co/uyyRtDsUed">pic.twitter.com/uyyRtDsUed</a></p>&mdash; LFC Transfer Room (@LFCTransferRoom) <a href="https://twitter.com/LFCTransferRoom/status/1024643018677207040?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 1, 2018</a></blockquote>
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      If you thought Richarlison saying he always watched Everton as a kid was cringeworthy, then Digne is a step above. The tattoo is to do with his parents, not us, which is fine. He then says maybe we are sore because he turned us down twice when he was younger. The best however, is he turned us down because he was always a Blue! Why do they feel the need to put these ridiculous, phoney stories about, he’s their player now who cares who he supported as a kid!

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4421: Aug 03, 2018 06:08:30 pm
      Rave about a 22-0 win against a 5th tier Austrian team...fail to win again since
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4422: Aug 03, 2018 10:22:11 pm
      If you thought Richarlison saying he always watched Everton as a kid was cringeworthy, then Digne is a step above. The tattoo is to do with his parents, not us, which is fine. He then says maybe we are sore because he turned us down twice when he was younger. The best however, is he turned us down because he was always a Blue! Why do they feel the need to put these ridiculous, phoney stories about, he’s their player now who cares who he supported as a kid!
      Canny wait til Salah has him tied up like a pretzel.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4423: Aug 04, 2018 05:50:24 pm
      Rave about a 22-0 win against a 5th tier Austrian team...fail to win again since

      Irdning 0 - 22 Everton
      Bury 1-1 Everton
      Everton 0-0 Lille
      Porto 1-0 Everton
      Blackburn 3-0 Everton
      Rennes 4-1 Everton
      Everton 2-3 Valencia
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4424: Aug 05, 2018 12:19:45 am
      Irdning 0 - 22 Everton
      Bury 1-1 Everton
      Everton 0-0 Lille
      Porto 1-0 Everton
      Blackburn 3-0 Everton
      Rennes 4-1 Everton
      Everton 2-3 Valencia

       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4425: Aug 05, 2018 03:09:08 am
      Irdning 0 - 22 Everton
      Bury 1-1 Everton
      Everton 0-0 Lille
      Porto 1-0 Everton
      Blackburn 3-0 Everton
      Rennes 4-1 Everton
      Everton 2-3 Valencia
      At least they came out with a positive goal difference. Makes a change.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4426: Aug 05, 2018 04:08:41 pm
      Forgot to add, the draw against Lille, they lost on Pens.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4427: Aug 10, 2018 11:14:53 am
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4428: Aug 19, 2018 11:44:10 am
      The sh*te jizzing themselves over their new banner.

      https://twitter.com/GwladysSt1938/status/1030885629574475776
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4429: Aug 19, 2018 04:38:33 pm

      Watched the highlights last night on motd nearly laughed when I seen that banner. Tbf to Silva though he does seem to have them playing better stuff than they were under Chippy Tits.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4430: Aug 20, 2018 10:37:46 am
      Watched the highlights last night on motd nearly laughed when I seen that banner. Tbf to Silva though he does seem to have them playing better stuff than they were under Chippy Tits.

      I agree, they actually look half decent so far.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4431: Sep 16, 2018 12:58:37 pm
      Moyes saying on Sky that Everton were a centre forward away from challenging for the league under him  :lmao:
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      Reply #4432: Sep 16, 2018 03:38:08 pm
      I am still struggling with the sponsor "Angry Birds" there are plenty of them in Liverpool most of them Everton supporters.
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      Reply #4433: Sep 16, 2018 04:44:03 pm
      Too soon to laugh?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4435: Sep 16, 2018 05:42:42 pm
      Moyes saying on Sky that Everton were a centre forward away from challenging for the league under him  :lmao:

      Hahaha that's a cracker!!

      F***ing hell how did Niasse not score then?

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4436: Sep 16, 2018 05:47:54 pm
      Christ, if they continue this kind of form then Big Sam will be back in charge by Christmas!

      edit: No word of a joke, one of the threads most recently commented on Grand Sh*te Team in light of this match is the 'Sam Allardyce Appreciation Thread'. Sadly, the wonders that lie behind that thread title will remain just that as you can't access it without login details!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4437: Sep 16, 2018 05:51:21 pm
      Christ, if they continue this kind of form then Big Sam will be back in charge by Christmas!

      edit: No word of a joke, one of the threads most recently commented on Grand Sh*te Team in light of this match is the 'Sam Allardyce Appreciation Thread'. Sadly, the wonders that lie behind that thread title will remain just that as you can't access it without login details!

      But they are without Richarlson and Mina. When they come back the title challenge is back on!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4438: Sep 16, 2018 05:52:23 pm
      But they are without Richarlson and Mina. When they come back the title challenge is back on!

      But what about Pickford...actually scratch that. Believes he's better than he really is. The English Mignolet whose best ability is picking the ball out of the net.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4439: Sep 16, 2018 05:53:26 pm
      Looks like the Angry Birds are getting stuffed by W.Ham 3-1 should have been more.

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