That moment...

That moment you open your fridge, find nothing you want, close the fridge, and then open the fridge again....

Continue..

.....hoping you'll spot something tasty that you missed first time round 

That moment when you wake up, pour yourself a bowl of cereal, open the fridge and there's no milk....

Do you guys have any moments you can think of like these ones? xD

Going for a cold beer on a hot day only to realise you have drank them all the night before.

Back at school..... 

That awkward moment when you get a random erection in class, and just your luck, the teacher asks you to go to the front of the class...

That moment when you're woken up after a heavy night drinking to the sound of your Mum saying "Ian what have you done?" in a resigned pleading voice because you've left the tap on in the bathroom with the plug in all night and it's flooded the house.

That kind of thing?

That moment when you're woken up after a heavy night drinking to the sound of your Mum saying "Ian what have you done?" in a resigned pleading voice because you've left the tap on in the bathroom with the plug in all night and it's flooded the house.

That kind of thing?

Yup, that kind of thing xD

That awkward moment when your walking behind someone on a quiet street and you cross over so they dont think your a perv...

Yup, that kind of thing xD

That awkward moment when your walking behind someone on a quiet street and you cross over so they dont think your a perv...

You probably made that fella very happy.

That awkward moment when you ejactulate prematurely....

No, just me then.

That awkward moment when you and your mate say goodbye but end up walking the same direction.

That awkward moment when you're 14 years old and your mum says "Wait for me" in a cashier queue only for her to not be back with you being the next customer.

That moment in the cinema when you're the only person laughing (mind you at the time someone was being murdered)

That awkward moment you fellow forum member shows signs of being a psychopath...

and you think it's funny.

That moment when youre home late and try to be a ninja opening and closing doors, climbing stairs and proving to the dog youre not a burgler to keep him quiet....... only to creep into the bedroom, and find the missus still awake!!


Then ninja it back downstairs to the couch!!!!

That moment when you go to the beach on a sunny day, throw down your shorts in excitement only to realize there's no underwear 

My personal worst 'hole, open up and swallow me now' moment...

That moment when you make small talk with the barmaid and ask her when the baby's due and she replies "I'm not pregnant, I just have stomach problems". Always makes me cringe and feel absolutely sh*t. Fastest pint I've ever drank. Horrible, just horrible.

That moment when you realise that no-one is laughing at your "My favourite album?... Stephen Hawking Unplugged" joke because 'someone's sister' has motor neurone disease.   

That moment when youre entertaining youre daughters (there only 2 so no dirty thoughts please
Singing and dancing along with Little Einstiens (sp) and you finnish the song, and hear a faint clap outside, and realise youre windows are open, and the neighbours are gardening.
Oh well, got a clap....might go on BGT next year

That moment after you walk into the elevator and see someone far off who is walking toward it also, but you don't bother to hold the door for them...and five minutes later you see them at your office's receptionist desk glaring at you. 

That moment at work when you're posting on LFCReds and your boss comes in and h

That moment when you realise that one of your fellow forumites has just been sacked.

The moment when you spend all summer looking for a brand new pencil case and on your first day of school you see someone else with it.

That moment when the alarm clock goes off

The moment when you spend all summer looking for a brand new pencil case and on your first day of school you see someone else with it.

That moment when you read one of the nerdiest comments you've ever read.

That moment you both arrive at a door at the same time and you both just stand there waiting for the other person to go through.

That moment when the alarm clock goes off

That moment at work when you're posting on LFCReds and your boss comes in and h

No one got my clever joke! 






 Lame joke I guess.  

No one got my clever joke!

We did, hence...

That moment when you realise that one of your fellow forumites has just been sacked.

We did, hence...

b***ard! 

 

When you realize that maybe it was more than a fart....

When you realize that was the carton with the gone of milk you just took a swig out of.

That moment when...

...you finish a phone call
...then make a negative comment about the caller to your friend standing beside you
...then look down and see that you hadn't properly hung up your phone yet

I did that with a business call yesterday. 

That moment when you are speeding...and come up over a hill to see a police car waiting for you by the side of the road. 

When you start unconsciously mimicking the person whom you're talking's accent and they think you're taking the piss on purpose, well I wasn't like boyo, alright.

The moment when you wake up in the morning after a night with the best looking woman you've met in ages and realise she's having a shave in the bathroom......