Finish the sentence off

...but then couldn't control his flatulence, his faced turned bright red and then....

...he burped, but Alan was too far gone to notice, so Sam walked off with Freddie and they both tried some more Jimmy Cagney impressions...

... but to no avail!....

They decided it was time to stop..

.. this silly idea of a football club...

and holding hands...

skipped merrily down..

............to the pub...............

.. where they both bought themselves...

............. 2 bottles of baby sham and.............

2 Packets of Salt and Vinegar Walkers

.................and 4 meat and potato pies and.................

... a tube of tennis balls.... (spanner, works, etc hehe)

...................and a tennis racket to try and burn some..............

... fat off the jowels on his...

...big fat head, but then Owen walks in and...

... snots him, square in the...

...man boobs. Shearer then enters with his bottle of turps....

has a quick swig and then......

.. does a backflip off the...

...bar stool, lands back in the chemist and knocks all the condoms off the shelf...

... landing in a sea of discarded contraceptives!...

Peter Beardsley phones Ant and Dec and requests a slot on their prime time TV show for Shearer, Sam, Freddie and Owen...