Your ultimate worst Liverpool squad ever!

I see a couple of posters in the "ultimate Liverpool squad thread" discussing how hard it would be to pick a 25 man squad of the worst Liverpool players ever. Well, lets do it

Same rules apply. Cant just pick the 10 worst forwards 10 worst defenders etc it must be a proper squad   

Let's try:
GK: Hooper
RB: Tanner
CB: Piecknick
CB: Song
LB: Dicks
RM: Stewart
CM: Kozma
CM: Leonhardson
LM: Ferri
RF: Dundee
LF: Meier

I'm sure there's worst out there but that's off the top of my head at the moment!...stuff of nightmares!

Let's try:
GK: Hooper
RB: Tanner
CB: Piecknick
CB: Song
LB: Dicks
RM: Stewart
CM: Kozma
CM: Leonhardson
LM: Ferri
RF: Dundee
LF: Meier

I'm sure there's worst out there but that's off the top of my head at the moment!...stuff of nightmares!

Apologies as read it as team!! come back later for my squad but a few to start off with!

Just going with players I've seen play and more importantly there days at Liverpool not with clubs before us or after.

Hooper
Itandje

Dicks
S.Wright
Piechnik
Kvarme
Kronkamp
Traore
Vignal
Xavier
Josemi


Kozma
Stewart
Poulsen
Diao
Carter
Ferri
Diomede
Nunez
Cheyrou


Diuof
Speedie
Dundee
Meijer
Kovacevic

Just going with players I've seen play and more importantly there days at Liverpool not with clubs before us or after.

Hooper
Itandje

Dicks
S.Wright
Piechnik
Kvarme
Kronkamp
Traore
Vignal
Xavier
Josemi


Kozma
Stewart
Poulsen
Diao
Carter
Ferri
Diomede
Nunez
Cheyrou


Diuof
Speedie
Dundee
Meijer
Kovacevic

Your missing the two Joe's - Cole and Allen

Jimmy carter what an absolute donkey he was and Meijer for F**k sake he was proper sh*te

Just noticed tanner aswell quality

Your missing the two Joe's - Cole and Allen

Joe Allen is not one of the worst players to play for the club you absolute whopper.

Jovanovic is missing!

Joe Allen is not one of the worst players to play for the club you absolute whopper.

Jovanovic is missing!

My bad Barney was rushing to post before I went to work, bottom one was supposed to by our ex super Serb!!!! 

GOALKEEPERS:
Itandje
Arphexad
Stensgaard

DEFENDERS:
Dicks
Tanner
Piechik
Josemi
Xavier
Kippe
Kvarme
Paletta
Song
Vignal

MIDFIELDERS:

Poulson
carter
Diao
Diomede
Jovanovic
Nunez
Riera
Gonzalez
Le tallec
Leto
El Zhar


STRIKERS:
Dundee
Meijer
Diouf
Nemeth
Voronion

God!...Some clangers there!...just kills me that we paid out good money for some of those donkeys!

Is Traore the worst player ever to pick up a CL winner's medal?

KONCHESKY!!!!

People seem to be picking second string keepers in their squads, maybe this is a bit unfair since they may not have got a proper chance to prove themselves! From what I remember Hooper was a pretty good back up keeper to Brucie.

In fairness to Traore he played his part in getting us to Instanbul, in the league he was pish though!

Difficult to say who our worst first choice keeper was though, if that's the case... Friedel? Not great for us, but outstanding the last five years - for Spuds.

Itandje
Josemi
Kronkamp
Konchesy
Nunez
Diao
Poulsen
Cheyrou
Joe Cole
Diouf
Voronin


In a disorganised 3-5-1-1 Formation

I know Dundee was a bit of a rubbish player - but the guys is a top bloke..! Had many a 'chat' with him on Twitter and he always talks highly of the club and the fans - which is suprising as we give him some right stick...

Right has not been easy but here we go

Itandje, James: (James simply because of the amount of mistakes he made which cost us games and trophies)

Kvarme, Babb, Ruddock, Piecknick, Tanner, Dicks, Joesmi, Koncheskey

Kozma, Carter, Ferri, Diao, Diomede, Gonzalez, Stewart, Poulsen, Cheyrou

Diouf, Meijer (loved his commitment but he was poo) De Mange, Dundee, Voronin (had ability but just never worked for him here) 

WORSE GOALKEEPERS EVER:
Itandje - for that incident
Grobbalaar - not a great keeper, excepted match fixing bungs to throw LFC games. hate him for that.

WORSE GOALKEEPERS EVER:
Grobbalaar - not a great keeper, excepted match fixing bungs to throw LFC games. hate him for that.

Says who? The S*n, talking absolute sh*te, was a great keeper, take his world class save in cup final of 86 that kept us in the match. One of THE hardest men to play for this club. And a loon with it.

excepted

Nope

Again, can only go from around 2000.

GK: Arphexad, Itandje

DEF: Kromkamp, Josemi, Pellegrino, Paletta, Biscan, Traore, Konchesky

MID: Nuñez, Cheyrou, Potter, Poulsen, Diao, Cole, Diouf

ATT: Le Tallec, Borini, Jovanovic, Voronin

I know it's not 25, but that's about all I can think of for now.

Jovanovic 

He was so bad I forgot about him

WORSE GOALKEEPERS EVER:
Itandje - for that incident
Grobbalaar - not a great keeper, excepted match fixing bungs to throw LFC games. hate him for that.

Are you F***ing kidding me? Do you even support Liverpool? Brucie is one of the greatest ever keepers, and as for the bung allegations, who are you to play judge and jury on the word of that sh*t rag?

Again, can only go from around 2000.

GK: Arphexad, Itandje

DEF: Kromkamp, Josemi, Pellegrino, Paletta, Biscan, Traore, Konchesky

MID: Nuñez, Cheyrou, Potter, Poulsen, Diao, Cole, Diouf

ATT: Le Tallec, Borini, Jovanovic, Voronin

I know it's not 25, but that's about all I can think of for now.

Your missing the two Joe's - Cole and Allen

Joe Allen and Borini? Seriously? Of course they both are real contenders for that places. But not there yet, lets hope they will show some form next season.

WORSE GOALKEEPERS EVER:
Grobbalaar - not a great keeper, excepted match fixing bungs to throw LFC games. hate him for that.

Your having a laugh aren't you, without doubt in the top four to ever appear for Liverpool between the sticks. In no order Scott, Clemence , Grobbelaar & Reina for me are stand outs.

With both Scott & Clemence playing before I started following the mighty reds, until Reina came along it wasn't even a discussion as to who the best goalkeeper I'd seen play for us.

In my eyes from players I've seen Brucie sits second behind Pepe.

I'm going to go with those i don't like and disappoints.

GK - James, Carson, Doni
DF - Burrows, Dicks, Kromkamp, Venison, Konchesky, Pellegrino, Degen, Xavier, Traore
MF - Nunez, Walters, Kewell, Gonzalez, Diao, Poulsen, Cheyrou, Riera
ST - Ngog, Diouf, Morientes, Voronin, Clough

Bruce took a bung. I remember watching it on TV. According to them he took a brown envelope of cash to throw a game. I'm not saying I was there, I'm only saying what I saw on that news bulletin. It has no reflection on my support of the club.

WORSE GOALKEEPERS EVER:
Itandje - for that incident
Grobbalaar - not a great keeper, excepted match fixing bungs to throw LFC games. hate him for that.

Brucie, get the f**k out of here man. I remember a couple of years ago stopping for a piss at Burtonwood services on the way to a match, i walked up the slope to the shithouse with my old man and who was walking sown past us, none other than Paul  Stewart, my dad and i looked at each other and i burst out laughing.

Itandje
Luzi
Martin Hansen
Tanner
Dicks
Piechnik
Konchesky
Degen
Traore
Paletta
Pelligrino
Ninez
Cheyrou
Stewart
Diao
Ferri
Le Tallec
Diomede
Poulsen
Dundee
Diouf
Morientes (a great player in spain)
Jovanovic
Voronin
Ngog
Riera
Biscan
Carson
Harkness

bungs aside...    he pulled off some cracking saves and the jelly legs was genius but he made some flapper c@ck ups too

Brucie was CLEARED of matching lad!

Is Traore the worst player ever to pick up a CL winner's medal?

KONCHESKY!!!!

No, David May picked one up in 99!!

James, Itandje, Luzi
Degen, Kvarme, Tanner, Babb, Staunton, Kippe, Dicks, Konchesky
Leonhardsen, Kozma, Cole, Stewart, Diao, Poulsen, Cheyrou, Ince, Carter
Voronin, Dundee, Jovanovic, Diouf

WORSE GOALKEEPERS EVER:
Itandje - for that incident
Grobbalaar - not a great keeper, excepted match fixing bungs to throw LFC games. hate him for that.

sh*t allegations made by the s*n , he was cleared . those cu*ts had it in for us since day one . And to make it worse is that you believe what you're fed by them .Anyway Harry Kewell is in the mix for me , the wizard of oz was a big flop for me .

Morientes - now he was appalling. Such a great feeling when he signed but a real flop
Kewell - he had talent alright, shame his injuries kept him from the team.

Love how practically all of Woy's signings have worked their way into almost all of the lists

Going basically from Evans' days;

James, Itandje, Carson

Kvarme, Degen, Babb (captain for being the worst) Ruddock, Pelligrino, Paletta, Konchesky, Dossena

Diouf, Le Tallec, Cheyrou, Diao, Poulsen, Cole, Kennedy, Leohardsen

Meijer, Dundee, Morientes, Vorinin, Jovanovic, Heskey

Going basically from Evans' days;

James, Itandje, Carson

Kvarme, Degen, Babb (captain for being the worst) Ruddock, Pelligrino, Paletta, Konchesky, Dossena

Diouf, Le Tallec, Cheyrou, Diao, Poulsen, Cole, Kennedy, Leohardsen

Meijer, Dundee, Morientes, Vorinin, Jovanovic, Heskey

That is a fair squad of Has Beens or put another way should never have been-allowed to wear our RED SHIRT.

Morientes - now he was appalling. Such a great feeling when he signed but a real flop
Kewell - he had talent alright, shame his injuries kept him from the team.

Would definitely agree those two.

Morientes - now he was appalling. Such a great feeling when he signed but a real flop
Kewell - he had talent alright, shame his injuries kept him from the team.

Harry started off ok, but his injuiries robbed him of a good LFC career. Morientes was awful and looked like he was playing wit ha sack of cole on his back most of the time.

Harry started off ok, but his injuiries robbed him of a good LFC career. Morientes was awful and looked like he was playing wit ha sack of cole on his back most of the time.

Or just unfit and didn't quite get used to the pace of the league. in Spain his finishing was deadly.

Was Kromkamp really that bad for Liverpool? I remember him playing for PSV, or well, not playing to be exactly. He would just have a 5 year contract not able to sell him and much to expensive.. And come on, Borini shouldn't be in this list at all. Give him time.

Harry started off ok, but his injuiries robbed him of a good LFC career.

More like once he got his hot wife, he kept pulling a muscle. Sick note if ever i knew one.


My team has to be;

                       Itandje
Degen    Kyriakos    Pellegrino   Konchesky
                      Poulsen
Le Tallec           Cole               Riera
                      Voronin

Subs: Carson, Josemi, Traore, Kronkamp, Diouf, Ngog, Heskey

I'd go for

Itandje

Degen Kvarme Piechnik Harkness

Diomede Stewart Ferri Nunez

Dundee Meijer
Subs
Arphexad, Traore, Babb, Kozma, Diouf, Morientes

Heres My Nightmare List

Charles Itandje
Alexander Doni
Mike Hooper
Frode Kippe
Bjorn Tore Kvarme
Paul Konchesky
Josemi
Torben Piechnik
Gregory Vignal
Istvan Kozma
Jean Michel Ferri
Paul Stewart
Salif Diao
Oyvind Leonhardsen
Bernard Diomede
Antonio Nunez
Christian Poulsen
Nicky Tanner
Jimmy Carter
Nabil El Zhar
Sean Dundee
Erik Meijer
El Hadji Diouf
Milan Jovanovic