Alex Ferguson Is Retiring

Who seriously thinks that its a downward slide for united from here on?

fergie's not fit to polish shankly and bob's boot, gets way too much credit. we all know what bob did in far shorter time, but apart from that, their winning percentage is actually identical (56%). however, fergie was given far more time, and the benefit of working for the world's richest club for 26 years with untold resources other clubs dreamed about until abramovich came along, i can't believe people still think he's best manager this country's ever seen.

saying that, as much as i hate the grotty, whisky guzzling, hypocrite, you do have to acknowledge his achievement. all the titles and cups he's won is not something to be taken lightly and he has been a great manager (yes it hurts to say it but it's the truth).

but, good f***ing riddance. i hope they get that ginger c**t moyes and we'll see them knock themselves off their f***ing perch quicker than you can say "it was souness who did it".

he  knows that he has lost Scholes and Giggs now Ferdinand is on his way out so having won the title he is jumping ship whilst he can. He figured how to win the league but European titles over 27 years is very poor and they went through a phase were they were dire in Europe. Joe Fagan has a more successful record than him but never gets a mention Bob Paisley is so much more a better manager too. lets all hope its Moyes

he  knows that he has lost Scholes and Giggs now Ferdinand is on his way out so having won the title he is jumping ship whilst he can.

Add Rooney to the list.

Surely they won't actually appoint Smeagol! Am having a lot of fun baiting various mancs with this one because they are up in arms at the prospect. No trophies, no champions league experience, no big club experience and no pressure to win at the bitters. Can't believe they are even thinking about it!

he  knows that he has lost Scholes and Giggs now Ferdinand is on his way out so having won the title he is jumping ship whilst he can. He figured how to win the league but European titles over 27 years is very poor and they went through a phase were they were dire in Europe. Joe Fagan has a more successful record than him but never gets a mention Bob Paisley is so much more a better manager too. lets all hope its Moyes

Hahaha the biggest chuckle is the old c**t reckons he's left a dynasty and squad potential to see the decade out??!!
Trying to outdo Mr Paisley has almost seen him off, they're incapable of progressing in Europe and the only reason they keep winning the Prem. is because the competition is crap since LFC took the knock.
The mancs and gollum are a match made in hell, there was nothing surer who was gonna get the job - watch the fun begin and eventually they bring bacon face out of retirement when gollum turns them into Everton mk 2.   

What time is Gollum being announced as manager of Old Toilet?

Mancs accidentally put this on their FB page.

https://www.facebook.com/manchesterunited?v=app_119829254859378

So it begins.

Official Everton ‏@Everton 2m
 OFFICIAL: Everton can confirm that "The Chosen One" will leave the Club at the end of the season. More on http://evertonfc.com . #EFC

On the manUre f'book ''send your personal welcome to our new manager "The Chosen One"''.

I can't actually believe how many think Moyes is a class manager.

And even more so, I can't believe he's actually going to become United manager.

Astonishing.

"The Chosen One" to Manchester United feels A LOT like Roy Hodgson to Liverpool. There is just simply no comparison to what's expected as manager of Liverpool and United to what either were expected to accomplish at Everton and Fulham.

SSN reported that Moyes to Utd was a done deal. Then they retracted that statement.

The Guardian also happened to do the exact same thing. Pathetic

I can't actually believe how many think Moyes is a class manager.

And even more so, I can't believe he's actually going to become United manager.

Astonishing.

Astonishing for Moyes and 90% of the viewing public who will be delighted if their hopes and wishes are realised, Moyes isn't included in the last part of the statement of course it's the 90% of manUre hating general public are made up with the situation.

Can't wait to find out who the next United boss is gonna be!.

I reckon it's a toss up between Klopp or Jose 

That's a better thread title.

You're not kidding! BBC1 had a Football Focus special on TV last night, all about Slur Alice. So on the same day his retirement was announced, they immediately changed the schedule in a frantic attempt to get their cock-sucking in first.

The beeb decided to spend the whole of 'north west tonight' last night on the pr**k (F**k any other local news)typical Manchester tw*ts
Old toilet must have reached  full capacity of people waiting to suck fergies prune  balls.

"The Chosen One" to Manchester United feels A LOT like Roy Hodgson to Liverpool. There is just simply no comparison to what's expected as manager of Liverpool and United to what either were expected to accomplish at Everton and Fulham.

It's what I was thinking yesterday. Like Moyes at Everton I think Hodgson did a real standard job with tight resources at Fulham. But like Hodgson I never envisaged him becoming a top class manager. I think Moyes has done a real good job at Everton, but not an outstanding job. It's an appointment made by Ferguson that's for sure, but it's an appointment which I feel is quite selfish and too 'mirror like' and based too much on Sir Alex's image of himself.

Look at it this way. Would "The Chosen One" be the new manager of Manchester United if he wasn't from Glasgow?

Moyes hired on a 6 year deal. Will take over from 1st July.

He won F**k all,but not so sure is he that bad option for long run.Mou is more like instant win but he jumps a lot so kinda depends what club wants in general.Anyway like i said,we should focus on our own path.

Please tell me that Paddy Power ad is real!!!