Firstly, Collingwood aren’t the tossing Mancs, the Blues are.
Secondly, I’m a BOMBER all the way baby!!!!!!!!
It’s great that you love the Greatest football club in the world but that doesn’t excuse your sh*t taste and your immense lowering of your standards by supporting such a disgusting,c**t of an organisation.
I expected better from you bud, but you can’t helping being a sandwich short of a picnic hamper I suppose.
Anyway, here are some choice newspaper headlines, facts, and opinions about AussieReds’ delusions of grandeur:
Lying charges force Pratt to step aside as Carlton President
BILLIONAIRE Richard Pratt has stepped aside as president of AFL club Carlton while criminal proceedings against him are under way.
“Because their ex president cheated them a premiership...now their current president is getting them out of debt with money he cheated out of the public...Pratt should’ve gone to jail, and then Carlton wouldn’t have the money to pay for Judd and they’d be fu**ed like they should be.”
AFL Surprisingly Not Keen On Players Wearing Nighties, Monster Cocks In Public
AFL star hurls fake penis at women
Blues ban 'unacceptable' Fev
CARLTON have fined full-forward Brendan Fevola $10,000 for urinating in public.
Fevola has often been criticised for his on-field body language, lack of respect for others in the wider community and general poor behaviour in the public arena. Off field incidents have included assaulting a barman during a tour of Ireland.[4] This resulted in Fevola being sent back to Australia which embarrassed the AFL. Annually, there is media-fuelled speculation regarding whether or not the club would become fed up with this behaviour and trade Fevola, but every year so far he has been retained. However, in 2006 the coach Denis Pagan labelled him "a perfect role model" after the turnaround of his form.[citation needed] The "perfect role model" tag is now a distant memory considering Fevola's continuing innapropriate behaviour such as being caught on CCTV urinating on a window outside a Melbourne nightclub in March 2008. Fevola was subsequently fined $10,000 by the Club and stood down from the leadership group; he was neither suspended nor delisted by Carlton who argued that such action would not assist Brendan in addressing his issues. Many commentators are wondering what it will take for Fevola to address his behavioural issues. Most recently Brendan Fevola shocked patrons at a city bar after parading in a nightie with a sex toy protruding from his pants during Mad Monday celebrations on 1st September 2008. Fevola's costume, a pink nightie with a matching pink hat and a sex toy penis was in bad taste according to various members of the community
If all that wasn’t enough to cry about, the wankers have earned the dubious honour of 3 Wooden spoons in the last 5 years, where they had to renovate to extend their club kitchen in order to hang such wonderfully natural looking trophies at Optus Oval.
Fevola is their equivalent to our Nando, in terms of stature in the club and all he does is dumb things like all the crap that you read above and also that he cheated on his wife with a Page 3 whore in Oz.......Sad sad and embarrassing culture at the club, which would be the perfect place to sign the Gazzas, Bowyers, Bartons and Collymores of this world! Tank your games, boys and keep getting number 1 draft picks year after year, and buy the premier player in the competition by cheating and lying.
Essendon are THE REDS of our AFL and don't you forget it. 16 Premierships and countless cups.
You also wouldn't see our premier player in Lloyd, Lucas or in the past Hird do anything as stupid as their Fevola has done and continues to do the poor dullard. Ever since that arsehole joined the Footy show, the humour has dried up and ratings plummeted with his dull as dishwater so-called humour. Just f**k off and leave the show please.
AussieRed, shame, shame, shame. There's light at the end of the tunnel mate. Essendon FC has just announced that there is an Amnesty period til the start of the season, where you can change clubs with absolutely no repercussions and guilt. The club will pay for your new club season ticket in full and are also throwing in vouchers for a whole years' worth of Professional Therapy ( and let's face it, would take that long to heal the emotional scars.) Come aboard bud. We 'll welcome you with open arms. You know you want to.
