Christmas is coming - What do you want?

Back of the queue Mr Horse.

Christmas is a time for sharing JD!

Christmas is a time for sharing JD!

Shotgun!

Shotgun!

 

Twin exhaust?  Are you getting a car for Christmas then CRK?...

Twin exhaust?  Are you getting a car for Christmas then CRK?...

Not too sure, I'll have to check the mileage!

I do like those socks Billie has on. I might get some

Cardiff so half season ticket sometimes.. not sure about this year..   :'(

Firstly - i want Liverpool to beat Chelsea (as me fella is one of there scummy supporters) tut
2nd -  a second controler for his ps3, so i get to have ago too!!
3rd - someone to do all me xmas shopping for me, as i have really had enough of it now!!
4th - a car, as hopefully i will pass me driving test on wednesday!!!

Yeah! think that would do me nicely, hope your reading this santa!!!

My wife to bring home champagne and all the Victoria Secret models.......

Actually....as that is never gonna happen two weekends running I'll settle for the boxed set of 'Father Ted'.

Can't think of anything better than a huge xmas lunch, some great red wine, the wife all dolled up and settling in for a 'Father Ted' marathon......'go on...you will...you will you will you will'......MAGIC

Actually....as that is never gonna happen two weekends running I'll settle for the boxed set of 'Father Ted'.

Can't think of anything better than a huge xmas lunch, some great red wine, the wife all dolled up and settling in for a 'Father Ted' marathon......'go on...you will...you will you will you will'......MAGIC

Ahh go on. Go on go on go on go on. Not a bad idea for a chrimbo prezzie that - boxed set Father Ted. Unless you want to send your wife over here dolled up? 

Trade you if in fact you are Brad Pitt and you can send Jolie over?!

Trade you if in fact you are Brad Pitt and you can send Jolie over?!

 

Happy Christmas mate. You and your wife have a lovely time.

thanks redkenny...class as ever. you too....have a fantastic holiday season and hope you get all you want at xmas

once my ex-girlfriend wanted something on the driveway Christmas morning that went from 0-60 in 1.3 seconds... What did i get her?

once my ex-girlfriend wanted something on the driveway Christmas morning that went from 0-60 in 1.3 seconds... What did I get her?

wrong thread !
the joke has been done in the JOKE THREAD.

I want a big bird to sh*t on fergie's head during a match........is that too much to ask?

I want a big bird to sh*t on fergie's head during a match........is that too much to ask?

Which big bird would you like to do it?



 

Might be a bit of trouble getting a ladder into Old Trafford though!

The Big Bird off Sesame Street

The Big Bird off Sesame Street

Or the Big Bird who used to be in Emmerdale! That'd be fresh!

It's simple!

I want Liverpol to take the sh*t out of Man.U and Chelski and win the EPL and UEFA CL.

http://store.liverpoolfc.tv/products/mens/menstops/particle-jacket/pid-28218

Anyone fancy buying me this?

Nice one.

I just want the missus to put out, I feel like like Santa Claus, I've got two full sacks and only come once a year

I just want the missus to put out, I feel like like Santa Claus, I've got two full sacks and only come once a year

Hahahaha!

Why don't you take a trip into 'Nice 'N Naughty' in Chester - they have themed outfits. You could get yourself a santa outfit with a dick hole.

Im trading in my Grand Carrera and upgrading to this....

http://www.tagheuer.com/the-collection/grand-carrera/calibre-36rs2/index.lbl?w=CAV5185.FC6237

Sexy times