Pre-Match Topic: Liverpool V Chelsea Sunday 27 April 2014 at 14:05

Like when you're in the alehouse and this weird lad turns up who's a mate of a mate and you put your ale down briefly till he wants a piss whereupon all hands throw it down there neck and f**k off to the next alehouse.
Usually you don't see him again cos he meets up with a crew as f**king stupid as him and they congregate somewhere with bad ale and worse company, bad results are assured.   

Thats descriptive Stu .....
Interesting analogy.

Premier league said depending on there champions league dates the game would be changed ie if they Played Wednesday then Tuesday the game would be moved to Saturday

The FA have never ever changed fixtures for us, Utd Arsenal or Chelsea in the past to help out.

He's already got the Sunderland game switched to a Saturday. When we played the quarter final in 2009, the Fulham league game beforehand was changed from Monday night to Saturday evening, which we won in injury time.

I would rather play now rather than lunchtime on a Sunday, but that's the fixture list, and if he doesn't have the resources to cope, that's nobody else's fault bar his/Chelsea.

There's no such thing as a weakened Chelsea side either. It will still be a massive task for us to win, and we may need to have some patience tomorrow as early goals look unlikely.  As long as we win, that's all that matters.

Bus and Park come to mind....


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So many expecting chelsea to park the bus,  it's possible they will surprise us with a 4 3 3 after we're setup to counter parking the bus.  We can't assume that he will play the same way against us that he did against athletico. We'll have to draw up multiple formations and decide on formation once we see Chelsea's teamsheet. That is why utility players are handy.

Why are we even looking at the Shed End anyway?

They're a bunch of self-indulgent fucks who have no concept nor grasp of the beautiful game we call Football.

after looking at your post I went to have a sneaky look at the shed end and their gameplan was get Suarez sent off and beat us with 10 men. It's obvious tomorrow is going to be a bunch of rolling around in Liverpool penalty area. I hope that the ref is on top form tomorrow.

If they come and park the bus, then we will just have to drive it away, 3-1 Liverpool, Come On You Red Men.

Lets just beat these bas**rds and send Maureen into full melt down mode at full time.

is it too early to start drinking in preparation for the game?.
F**k me I hate Sunday games

Would have been on it by now but taking my mother to the airport at 3   so no drinking for me  long night ahead the though of losing to these cnuts has got me in knots come on you reds just 3 more and we can party on down .

That he is.

I'm hoping for the Luis Garcia chant tomorrow until his head explodes. I can just imagine him seething with rage.

Great, let's make it happen.
                                           
                                                 WE GO AGAIN!

just spent the day with the kids and wife... did all their fun little things.  All the while this game was in the back of my mind!  I CAN'T WAIT!   

WE GO AGAIN!!!

Lets just beat these bas**rds and send Maureen into full melt down mode at full time.

not another f***in selfie

nervy as hell already...if we win tomorrow, we will be champions...i can see city dropping points tomorrow.

makeusdream

nervy as hell already...if we win tomorrow, we will be champions...i can see city dropping points tomorrow.

makeusdream

the perfect storm a great win against Chelsea followed by a ~Palace win

how many will watch the city game if we beat Chelsea

nervy as hell already...if we win tomorrow, we will be champions...i can see city dropping points tomorrow.

makeusdream

would be a bit underwhelming as we wouldn't be able to see the lads celebrate.

would be a bit underwhelming as we wouldn't be able to see the lads celebrate.

Although almost there, we cant win it tomorrow even if Citeh lose, or have I got my maths wrong.

Although almost there, we cant win it tomorrow even if Citeh lose, or have I got my maths wrong.

You are right. We can't win any silverware tomorrow. Earliest opportunity for any team to win the league (as it stands) is on the 3rd May.

Would love Chelsea to come and park the bus! We will tear it down.

Only way I can see Chelsea scoring is a set piece, or some fortunate counter attack.

Our lads will be well up for this game!!

I'm not going to be home to watch the game, have to follow on twitter and match thread. I hate that but no way I can wait to watch the recording till I get home in the afternoon. I have to know the outcome of this one as it happens! COYR!

Despite all the confidence and everything we've down over the season, last 11 games in particular, I still, like many (whether they'll admit it or not) have got a knot in my stomach. Just something niggling at me saying "What if something happens and we lose one game and City manage to win their last 4?", "What if just one minor slip up or some awful luck or a wretched decision cost us what we deserve more than anyone?". "If we lose tomorrow, we could be 2nd by the time we next play?!?!?!?! Get F***ing out of here!"

No matter how calm you stay and how sure you are of something, your mind is bound to ask these questions. I guess it's just a part of what you have to go through to win the league. We know 7 points will be enough out of the last 9. If we knew 6 points were enough I know I'd be feeling A LOT more comfortable! But I suppose you can't argue or feel unlucky when you've won 11 on the bounce while your rivals have dropped points where you'd never had expected them to. I'm supposed to be doing dissertation work but that's gone out the window lately. It's a testament to how much our fans want this more than anyone. I was going to say that's what'll get us over the line, but it's already got us to where we are now. The fans have played their part, and no doubt will continue to, but from this point on, they've done enough to help the team over the line.

Beat Chelsea tomorrow, and we can watch City go to Palace completely dejected knowing that it's pretty much over for them. I still feel Palace next week will be the biggest test of the final 3, but just looking at the fixtures, you'd see why City think Chelsea are the most likely to take points off us.

Win tomorrow, and we know that we can wrap it up next Monday as long as City don't take 6 points from Palace and Everton (both Away). Even if they do, a win at Palace would all but wrap it up barring a F**k up in the final game!

Tomorrow is huge. I don't care how we do it, even if it gives me another heart attack (which I'm almost certain it will), but we've got to win.

Can't. F***ing. Wait.

Like when you're in the alehouse and this weird lad turns up who's a mate of a mate and you put your ale down briefly till he wants a piss whereupon all hands throw it down there neck and f**k off to the next alehouse.
Usually you don't see him again cos he meets up with a crew as f**king stupid as him and they congregate somewhere with bad ale and worse company, bad results are assured.   

What do you do if he just pisses on the floor?

I thought I'd be nervous but I'm not now.

Cannot F***ing wait.

Don't worry about tonight's game, a mate of a mate told me Chelsea are going to play their reserves. That was before we fu**ed off on him. Portuguese bloke kept going on about some game from 2005.