Arturo Vidal (Juventus)

They say a deal is CLOSE, but we've supposedly offered £10m LESS than Juve's valuation.

That actually made me laugh.

We are comical.

Oh holy f**k... this can't be true... please tell me its not f**king true...

Not that we're linked or have made a bid. Just please tell me that, [if we are and if we have], we haven't went in at £14.4m.    

Listen: I know John W and the boys know the price of everything and the value of nothing and... I know my arse knows more about snipe shooting than they know about football and... I know that they like to pretend they "tried" (because there's still a small pocket of mugs who buy that sh*t) and... I know they don't mind holding the club up for ridicule but... A bid like this would mean a redefining of the term "low-ball".

In fact - it would elevate DUMBFUCKERY to new heights: heights no one could ever have thought possible. 


It can not be true.

Precisely we do not learn and become more laughable year on year .
You have to laugh or you'd be weeping into your pint.

He has agreed terms with Arsenal apparently.

He has agreed terms with Arsenal apparently.

Source?

Source?

Not very good.

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/578954/Liverpool-Man-Utd-Arturo-Vidal-Arsenal-Transfer-News-Gossip

Will not sign for us
Not a chance in hell.

That actually made me laugh.

We are comical.

We are comical?

Or the Mirror is comical?

Not very good.

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/578954/Liverpool-Man-Utd-Arturo-Vidal-Arsenal-Transfer-News-Gossip

I wouldn't look too much into that, the headline says they've agreed terms but apparently the agent has to try and convince him.

Or the Mirror is comical?

Or the Express; or the Star; or Gazzetta.it; or calciomercatoweb.it [who all ran the £14.4m 'story' before the Mirror]?

I guess we all only believe what we want to; whether that's a) we did low-ball; b) the 'papers' have got it wrong; or c) 'hey at least FSG tried... it's not their fault... his wife wanted London.'.

I love silly season and all the flip-flopping which goes with it. Bring it on. 

They say a deal is CLOSE, but we've supposedly offered £10m LESS than Juve's valuation.

We are man... "but we've supposedly offered £10m LESS than Juve's valuation."

Comical how we are managing our approach to signing top players. Im all for haggling but it works when you are in a position of power not lying flat out on the deck. We should offer more straight up. Its the only way we will sign these players. 

Or the Express; or the Star; or Gazzetta.it; or calciomercatoweb.it [who all ran the £14.4m 'story' before the Mirror]?

I guess we all only believe what we want to; whether that's a) we did low-ball; b) the 'papers' have got it wrong; or c) 'hey at least FSG tried... it's not their fault... his wife wanted London.'.

I love silly season and all the flip-flopping which goes with it. Bring it on. 

I may be giving too much credit to our committee but surely the people who bought Allen and Henderson from the bottom half of the Premier League for bigger fees didn't think this amount would be enough?

Surely. Please... I mean, this has to be utter rubbish journalism.

Surely. Please... I mean, this has to be utter rubbish journalism.

You're preaching to the choir with that plea buddy...

Oh holy F**k... this can't be true... please tell me its not F***ing true...

Not that we're linked or have made a bid. Just please tell me that, [if we are and if we have], we haven't went in at £14.4m.    

Listen: I know John W and the boys know the price of everything and the value of nothing and... I know my arse knows more about snipe shooting than they know about football and... I know that they like to pretend they "tried" (because there's still a small pocket of mugs who buy that sh*t) and... I know they don't mind holding the club up for ridicule but... A bid like this would mean a redefining of the term "low-ball".

In fact - it would elevate DUMBFUCKERY to new heights: heights no one could ever have thought possible. 


It can not be true.

However... the fact that we can contemplate it might be true (even for a minute), tells it's own tale. 

I may be giving too much credit to our committee

You are mate.

can we get him? under the current management i doubt it.....

but we should at least try.

can we get him, os this a rhetorical question.

we can barely convince milner to join....