No I've said don't be an arse and you've clearly not taken my advise. Ah well, I tried. Leopard never changes its spots I see. While we're on that, do you go out of your way to spell and write as badly as possible? It's honestly worse than my 8 year old nieces work.
1. Criticize - Criticise
2. Speech marks don't need a space before the speech begins. So " If you criticize " should be "if you criticise"
3. i - I
4. " If you're not positive it's all bollocks " - "If you're not positive it's all bollocks"
5. Question marks also don't need a space, meaning 'So calling it how you see it is beyond your comprehension ?' should be 'So calling it how you see it is beyond your comprehension?'
6. Let me guess ? - Let me guess?
7. You're the voice of rational ? - You're the voice of rational?
8/9 Only one space is needed when taking a new sentence so 'You're not actually aware of your hubris are you? You are entitled to your opinion but not anyone else ?' should be 'You're not actually aware of your hubris are you? You are entitled to your opinion but not anyone else?'
10. You can spelling realize with a z if you're American I suppose but I don't think you are.
11. You do realize your contempt is clouding your judgement don't you ? - You do realise your contempt is clouding your judgement don't you?
You typed 81 words in that last pathetic excuse for a post and made 11 mistakes. That means that when you smash your Neanderthal knuckles against the keyboard, over a tenth of that is incorrectly put and the rest is bollocks anyway.
Tried to give you good advise about being positive and you didn't take it, here's another hint, try to type like an adult, it may at least dress up the dross that you type in here.
I imagine you'll say 'oh the grammar squad is out, you got me' and then something about it not being important. But really, as an adult you should be embarrased that you have grammar skills lower than a child should have leaving primary education. Get it sorted you're a grown man for f**k sake.
Criticise much like realise are English versions and the North Americans chose to put z's because the sound of the s is a z, can't blame them if I'm honest. English is the most complicated language in the world and here's a little poem I liked that explains the situation:
Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it's written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.
Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation's OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.
Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.
Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
Job, n*b, bosom, transom, oath.
Though the differences seem little,
We say actual but victual.
Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
Dull, bull, and George ate late.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific.
Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between mover, cover, clover;
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.
Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor.
Tour, but our and succour, four.
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.
Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
Heron, granary, canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.
Face, but preface, not efface.
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
Ear, but earn and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with here but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.
Pronunciation — think of Psyche!
Is a paling stout and spikey?
Won't it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?
It's a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.
Finally, which rhymes with enough —
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up!!!*
Ok, little may have been slightly inaccurate!
