First off Welcome to Liverpool Football Club
A few years ago I was very excited at the prospect of you coming to Liverpool.
Inexplicably, you decided to go to Stoke and I seriously questioned your ambitions and and I thought f**k you, if that's where you want to be, you don't deserve to play at a Club like ours.
It was only in the last few days where I read a headline saying, you wanted to come to us but Pep Guardiola blocked the move.
( Couldn't be arsed reading the whole article).
All I can say if that is the case, I'm glad you are now here, I look forward to watching you put on the Red Shirt, I'm excited that we have a free kick specialist in our squad now, I have no idea where you will fit on the pitch but just ask that every time you get a chance, try and make something magical happen.