The DRUNK topic

I was wasted last night Hehe.

Well I've just returned from Morrisons with :-

20 300ml bottles 1664 Kronenbourg
12 568ml bottles Bulmers
18 440ml cans Caffreys

All for £26.
Bargin, now where's me bottle opener 

Hang on will be round in a minute 

Hang on will be round in a minute 

Stop at Morrison's on the way then

Stop at Morrison's on the way then

Will get another 26 quids worth 

Will get another 26 quids worth 

It's ok, I've found a bottle opener now, well in fact I've found 3 or 4 of them !
I'll leave the front door unlocked smiggs.
Just don't wind the dogs up - they've not been fed yet

It's ok, I've found a bottle opener now, well in fact I've found 3 or 4 of them !
I'll leave the front door unlocked smiggs.
Just don't wind the dogs up - they've not been fed yet

I'll bring some dog meat with me as well then, at least I'll get past the front door   

Well I'm starting on the Caffreys tonight, made a big dent into the 1664's last night.
Can't have too many tonight though, I'm up at 5am.

At least I'll sleep 

I got 8 Carlsberg Export last night for FREE! (well the Em paid a fiver for them) 

My mate has been texting me all night saying he's in the pub enjoying a good few Stella's, after not touching a drink since New Years Eve. Well done to him like, but it's making me very thirsty.... 

Well I'm on the Pinot Grigio tonight, first time I've got pissed on wine for ages.

Mate I was so drunk Friday night it was unreal. Still somehow I am able to remember the night and I can control myself unlike others who like causing trouble etc etc

Had loads of Vodka Redbull, and Sambuca shots... good night but spent £50 in that night! Need my job back!!!

Right, whats a unit haha

Right, whats a unit haha

A measurement of alchohol content! Something which I ignore often! Measuring alcohol levels against how many images of the one friend you can see is much funnier!

I was going to come and post last night (well, 4am this morning) but couldn't turn the laptop on haha.

I was going to come and post last night (well, 4am this morning) but couldn't turn the laptop on haha.

I've had similar problems. I wish I was a lightweight but I'm not and unfortunatley if I want to get very drunk then I have to spend loads on drinks. Vodka redbull.. extra caffine ahh!

I've had similar problems. I wish I was a lightweight but I'm not and unfortunatley if I want to get very drunk then I have to spend loads on drinks. Vodka redbull.. extra caffine ahh!

Do you have a drink before you go out? Usually saves some dosh.

Do you have a drink before you go out? Usually saves some dosh.

Kenny passing all the tips on      Obviously an expert in this field eh Kenny

Do you have a drink before you go out? Usually saves some dosh.

Infact I've got a small amount of Southern Comfort in the cubord so I'm gonna drink that before. My friend is bringing a bit of drink out before aswell so I'll ask him to share it out haha.
Usually before I go clubbing I go to a pub/bar like weatherspoons and buy drinks in there as they are at good prices

I drink before I go out! Usually wine and lemonade, then get on the JDs when I'm out.. killer . That's why I'm usually wasted when I go to the Union

I drink before I go out! Usually wine and lemonade, then get on the JDs when I'm out.. killer . That's why I'm usually wasted when I go to the Union

Well when I use to go clubbin with other mates I just use to drink whatever I fancied. For example we'd have a couple of pints of beer which would probably be San Miguel. Then I'd just have a mixture of whatever like JD & coke and then Southern Comfort & lemonade and then maybe some other random whiskey/spirts which just made me feel like being sick.

Now it's controlled, drink more, get drunk more but don't feel sick nor get the hangovers and this is why... Vodka & Redbull double and I'd have this drink about six times in the night, then I'd have some shots of Sambuca and some other shots of whatever I fancy... but drinking redbull with vodka is not a killer, its gets you smashed but keeps you well

Kenny passing all the tips on      Obviously an expert in this field eh Kenny

Not an expert, just wise 

Wetherspoons prices are awesome aren't they

Yeah see, last night I had a pint of snakebite, a JD n coke which I had to basically down, then 2 or 3 bottles of VK, 2 test tube shots, a vodka jelly shot, a corky's shot.. urgh.