I have it on very good authority that Liverpool FC will be bought, probably by a human, but definitely male or female. My sources have assured me this sale will most definitely go through before the next transfer window, of 2027. I've also been informed that Mr JW Henry is willing to let the club go for as little as £97 billion, possibly even lower - and that he confirmed he is definitely here for the long term unless he decides to leave tomorrow.
Sources close to QIA also got in touch to let me know they have a genuine interest in buying an English Premier League football club, and that talks to buy out Ryan Reynolds at Wrexham are simply false unless there are two Ryan Reynolds at Wrexham, in which case, the rumours are true. Perhaps.
Independent journalist
Dick Berns (blue tick)
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