Arne Slot - LFC Manager (Head Coach)

Relax guys. The Slotmeister has simply been in getting 'Klopp'd" before his first presser....

https://youtu.be/hkLbCQmoKqg?si=-eGIECdtfVlp1XUe

The slotmachine looking cool with his new set of Gnashers 😂😂

The slotmachine looking cool with his new set of Gnashers 😂😂

He should probably pull the jersey on, he looks that young...

Where the F**k is he?

5th of June Downunder, no press conference, no unveiling. What the F**k they waiting for?

Pretty much everyone is on holiday now if not away with their countries in Germany, so he's probably lying on a hot sunny beach in Corsica or somewhere like that.

There's really no rush for any press conference.

All that stuff will kick in after the euros I reckon

Heard that FSG are trying flog off all Jurgens gear before presenting Arne.
Is a bit weird not to have seen or heard from him

Is he alive?

FFS give it a rest. Everyone is on holiday,  take the hint.

F**k me what a job starting off with paid leave

Turns up before his first shift's scheduled, then fucks off when he's meant to be in. Hope his lineups are as erratic, keep the opposition guessing!

F**k me what a job starting off with paid leave

 

we're a team made up of international players, whats the point of coming into work when the squad is either on their holibobs or with their national teams? Let him rest, he'll pop in and say hello when he's ready.

Perfect time to get know Anfield and Kirkby whilst it's quiet. His job is not just about putting a team out media work is vitally important these days. Maybe the club is respecting a period of post Jürgen .

Noticed that LiP seems to be on holidays too. Funny that...

Noticed that LiP seems to be on holidays too. Funny that...

Hopefully a permanent 1.

Arne 'The Slotmeister's' first presser:

https://x.com/Stevo_Stonko/status/1797184848274043015?t=Qd475wNQSrLB0dTM6DtGmQ&s=09

Lame - Slot Out!

https://www.thisisanfield.com/2024/06/why-liverpool-fc-have-delayed-arne-slot-unveiling-and-first-press-conference/

So Klopp has spoken to Arne on the phone..

".who is this "
"It's me Arne Slot"
" Army..what.."
"Slot"
"What did you say"
" Slot...I'm Arne Slot.."
" Army shot...WTF are you.."
" no...I'm Arne Slot...SLOT......hello.. .hello.."
" ....bloody crank calls.."

https://www.thisisanfield.com/2024/06/why-liverpool-fc-have-delayed-arne-slot-unveiling-and-first-press-conference/

So Klopp has spoken to Arne on the phone..

".who is this "
"It's me Arne Slot"
" Army..what.."
"Slot"
"What did you say"
" Slot...I'm Arne Slot.."
" Army shot...WTF are you.."
" no...I'm Arne Slot...SLOT......hello.. .hello.."
" ....bloody crank calls.."

How can a top European sport professional not get a work permit in England. Ha ha it’s a F***ing joke when you think about it.

Is he alive?

Yes and he's a machine!

Yes and he's a machine!

Better not be a one armed bandit....hold yer plums..

How can a top European sport professional not get a work permit in England. Ha ha it’s a F***ing joke when you think about it.

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How can a top European sport professional not get a work permit in England. Ha ha it’s a F***ing joke when you think about it.

Would be mad if they knocked the work permit back!!