How Long Before S-A-M-U-E-L-T Posts More Than Two Lines?

How long do you think it will be before our resident one line poster actually strings together more than a couple of sentences?

Get your votes in people!

Maybe he'll use the spell checker in his first two liner 

Well it won't be within the next week, he's on a 7 day ban now.

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Make
Us
Extremely
Livid

T.... (I'll leave you to fill the blank )

Well it won't be within the next week, he's on a 7 day ban now.

Short
Answers
Make
Us
Extremely
Livid

T.... (I'll leave you to fill the blank )

I've gone for a month! But it will be an accident! Maybe he's been in prison for a while? You'd have a fear of starting another sentence......

I've gone for a month! But it will be an accident! Maybe he's been in prison for a while? You'd have a fear of starting another sentence......

Excellent Joey, that one should be in the jokes thread

T = Tosser, tw*t, Tit, TIMEWASTER

Is that what you mean Eddie?? 

T = Tosser, tw*t, Tit, TIMEWASTER

Is that what you mean Eddie?? 

Come on lad. Don't sit on the fence.

Voted for never, when he gets back from his ban he will realize how much Eddie hates him (i dont  ) get scared shitless and leave for ever.

  You tight load of tw*ts!

Leave him alone to play with his toys.

...on the other hand I've voted never :

he will realize how much Eddie hates him

I wouldn't go as far as hate, it is such a strong word, I find him more of an irritation than anything else.

what is exactly the purpose of this thread???..quite easy and sad to slagging off someone who is not able to answer back...there are rules, he doesn't respect it he got ban end off..

end off..

Are you samcharles in disguise Cy?

You do make a valid point that he can't defend himself against this though, this topic was originally an attempt by me to make him see the error of his ways via pisstaking, but it never worked so he got banned.

Topic locked (though it may be unlocked if he returns & posts the same inane sh*te)