Man flu

must be a virus or something going around on the forum . I have just had to phone in sick, bloody dying going back to bed for a bit almost drowned in my own snot in the night sorry to much information

Just seen a member of staff in my college blowing his nose with a hankerchief.

It's coming for me too.

Just seen a member of staff in my college blowing his nose with a hankerchief.

It's coming for me too.

dont take the chance get yourself off home just in case, dont want to be ill for the weekend

dont take the chance get yourself off home just in case, dont want to be ill for the weekend

I should be OK.  Keeping my distance.

It's the shortest day of the week for me, so I might just swerve it today. 

I should be OK.  Keeping my distance.

It's the shortest day of the week for me, so I might just swerve it today. 

That's the spirit fella. You soldier on and don't let it beat you!

I may have a cold bit of the man flu on it's way.

Give us a shout if you want a quick rub down with a bin-lid Ken 

Kenny and Venison, I hope you two are feeling a bit better tonight?

It's that man u game last weekend that did it 

Make sure you get tucked up into bed with some beechams hot lemon and I'll rub some vic on your chest 

Nurse Ms Gerrard at your service 

Glenbuck, that sympathy has just given me a real boost mate. Not like Smigger practically wanting to smack me over the head with a bin lid!  Although I suppose we could get Smigger to perform at Kenny Aid, I hear she does a great flash dance'. 

must be a virus or something going around on the forum . I have just had to phone in sick, bloody dying going back to bed for a bit almost drowned in my own snot in the night sorry to much information

Another casulaty. Must have got it at the match eh! Hope you're feeling better soon mate. Make sure you are getting waited on, hand and foot! And I took precautions last night to avoid drowning - it was by cunningly staying awake for most of the night sneezing and coughing. What a genius.  :

Hope Court doesn't catch the lurgy!

Kenny and Venison, I hope you two are feeling a bit better tonight?

It's that man u game last weekend that did it 

Make sure you get tucked up into bed with some beechams hot lemon and I'll rub some vic on your chest 

Nurse Ms Gerrard at your service 

Thanks MsG. I might try a hot toddy or whatever they call it.

Venison, you can go first with nurse Ms Gerrard. I'm too weak. 

Thanks MsG. I might try a hot toddy or whatever they call it.

Venison, you can go first with nurse Ms Gerrard. I'm too weak. 

coward !

Hot toddy's good Ken, the only time I would ever drink whiskey.

Hope you feel better by tomorrow 

Selling my immune system - only £50! Bargain!

Kenny and Venison, I hope you two are feeling a bit better tonight?

It's that man u game last weekend that did it 

It must of been all that man hugging when we scored the second  

Thanks MsG. I might try a hot toddy or whatever they call it.

Venison, you can go first with nurse Ms Gerrard. I'm too weak. 

I havent the strength to get the lid off the vic at the moment, should be able to make a fully recovery for Stoke on Saturday

I have tonsilitous

I have tonsilitous

Aww, hope you get better!!

I can't imagine what it feels like as i have never had it!! Does it hurt??

Aww, hope you get better!!

I can't imagine what it feels like as I have never had it!! Does it hurt??

Thankyou

Yes it does hurt, this is about the 6th time i've had it and it's a bloody pain!

Thankyou

Yes it does hurt, this is about the 6th time I've had it and it's a bloody pain!

Did you not have your tonsils removed?? I thought when you get tonsillitis you have them removed  

Did you not have your tonsils removed?? I thought when you get tonsillitis you have them removed  

You can have them removed but i have't done. My sister had hers removed and she said that it is even more painfal then when you have the tonsilitous. And i dont like pain so i don't want them out

You can have them removed but I have't done. My sister had hers removed and she said that it is even more painfal then when you have the tonsilitous. And I dont like pain so I don't want them out

I don't think anyone likes pain!! 

Aww!! OK, now i understand!! But having it 6 times is unreal!!

Never heard of Man Flu until today,I thought the Flu was just the Flu ? 

Never heard of Man Flu until today,i thoght the Flu was just the Flu 

it is its just much worse if you are a man and get it 

Never heard of Man Flu until today,I thought the Flu was just the Flu ? 

It's just that Men are such babies when it comes to having a nasty cold flu, they need lots of nursing and lots of TLC  where as us girls just have to get on with things   

7 KK 7.....hope you soon feel better, tonsillitis is horrible, I used to get it all the time when I was young, but I eventually grew out of it.
Get well soon x

It's just that Men are such babies when it comes to having a nasty cold flu, they need lots of nursing and lots of TLC  where as us girls just have to get on with things   

7 KK 7.....hope you soon feel better, tonsillitis is horrible, I used to get it all the time when I was young, but I eventually grew out of it.
Get well soon x

What are you trying to say there like? I couldn't even face a beer when I had it last week. had to resort to hot brandy!  Such a terrible thing man flu and girls just don't understand.

Hope your tonsils get better soon 7KK7. Gargle some salt water - trust me, it works.

It's just that Men are such babies when it comes to having a nasty cold flu, they need lots of nursing and lots of TLC  where as us girls just have to get on with things   

7 KK 7.....hope you soon feel better, tonsillitis is horrible, I used to get it all the time when I was young, but I eventually grew out of it.
Get well soon x

This is just a typical example of a woman not understanding the strength of Man Flu. MsG you should just be grateful that such a disease does not besiege your gender!

I myself have a nasty cough, sniffles and inflamed glads, it seems smoking numerous Havana cigars can also give you man flu!