The alternative Torres, Torres song - PLEASE LEARN

His neck scars proved he lost his head Tevez, Tevez
You'll never shag a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez
You ugly tw*t you Argie c**t they've sewn your head on back to front
Carlos Tevez, Herman Munster's twin.

...I thank you. (taking a bow)

Read this is another thread.

Learn it everyone. It's a twist on the scums twist on the Torres song.

Seen that on RAWK weeks ago 

Kudos Don.

Even the missus laughed at the one!

  Nice one.

His neck scars proved he lost his head Tevez, Tevez
You'll never shag a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez
You ugly tw*t you Argie c**t they've sewn your head on back to front
Carlos Tevez, Herman Munster's twin.

...I thank you. (taking a bow)

 

Luv it brilliant

Excellent gonna send to my manc mates.

thats bin goin for ages, but still funny

new second verse I just made up:

Van Nistelrooy looked like a horse hoorah hoorah
But fatboy Wayne looks even worse hoorah hoorah
He's got the world most lightest tan, Watch out Wes Brown he'll shag yer gran,
Na Na Na Na, Brown is a baked bean

new second verse I just made up:

Van Nistelrooy looked like a horse hoorah hoorah
But fatboy Wayne looks even worse hoorah hoorah
He's got the world most lightest tan, Watch out Wes Brown he'll shag yer gran,
Na Na Na Na, Brown is a baked bean

the 1st and 2nd verse going at anfield and that shithole of there's they would not be happy, it would go down like a lead balloon although i think there should be a 3rd verse for ronaldo because it would probably make him cry

New third verse:

Ronaldo's off to join Real Madrid, Madrid
He said as much in the papers he did, he did
His stepovers & fancy tricks
Don't hide the fact he is a pr**k
Ronaldo's going, and Fergie can't do sh*t

Sensational! 4th verse post haste someone.

His form proved that he was a free, Voro, Voro
It was quite plain for all to see, Voro, Voro
His ponytail is all his got
Rafa sell him, thanks a lot,
Andrey Voronin, Liverpool last reject!

Hope Masch's English isn't that good, doubt he'd really appreciate the "Argie c**t" bit in the first verse.  Bit of advice to those singing it sat near the touchline - substitute "hairy" for "Argie"... 

His form proved that he was a free, Voro, Voro
It was quite plain for all to see, Voro, Voro
His ponytail is all his got
Rafa sell him, thanks a lot,
Andrey Voronin, Liverpool last reject!

His memory is not the best Rio, Rio
He forgot to take a drug test Rio, Rio
The rumour is he's on the coke
But either way he is a joke
England captain, you're having a F***ing laugh

He fucks it all up all the time, Parry, Parry
He sold the club to Yankee cu*ts, Parry, Parry
His F***ing hairstyle is unique,
It looks like my crutch, the F***ing cheek
Liverpool's CEO, go get your P45
 

His memory is not the best Rio, Rio
He forgot to take a drug test Rio, Rio
The rumour is he's on the coke
But either way he is a joke
England captain, you're having a F***ing laugh

My favourite so far (except the original and the Tevez one). Class.

United fans would be so pissed off hearing the Tevez, Rio and Ronaldo  and the one with ruud and brown in. And its all because they thought they could do one about Nando

My favourite so far (except the original and the Tevez one). Class.

Where's yours mate?

Vidic likes to think he's hard, tosser tosser
But Masch would kick him round the yard, horrah horrah
When Skrtel comes he's filled with dread,
He'll come along and eat his head
Namanja Vidic, what a massive poof

Where's yours mate?

When i was dropped on my head as a baby, all creativity was lost. Since then i have been incapable of putting any form of lyrics together.