One from Laurel and Hardy which always used to crack me up.
You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be led.
Yeh I always quote that one in work, another one of theirs which I like is "Blood is thicker than water, (OH) to which Stan replys "It most certainly is!
mmmmmmm beer
Another Hommer, "To Alcohol, the cause and solution of all of lifes problems"
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