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      Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)

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      RedLFCBlood
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)
      → Reply #115: Sep 12, 2009 12:08:52 pm
      Yer ma's nipples are lower to the floor than are kids red xr2i, it's fast as F**k it is........
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      Gow
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)
      → Reply #116: Sep 12, 2009 06:58:32 pm
      Yer ma's got wings.
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)
      → Reply #117: Sep 12, 2009 07:10:33 pm
      Quote from Gow on Sep 12, 2009 06:58:32 pm
      Yer ma's got wings.

      allways ultra or bingo ?
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)
      → Reply #118: Sep 13, 2009 10:51:49 am
      Quote from Gow on Sep 12, 2009 06:58:32 pm
      Yer ma's got wings.

      Red Bull.
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)
      → Reply #119: Sep 16, 2009 02:25:15 am
      Your Mother's so fat when she cut her leg, mashed potato's came out.
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)
      → Reply #120: Sep 17, 2009 03:17:11 am
      Quote from crouchinho on Aug 31, 2009 07:30:42 am
      Ya ma's so fat she she jumped for joy and got stuck.

      Damn you beat me to it :)

      Here is Russell Peters (comedian) delivery of said joke:

      russell peters - yo mama joke
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)
      → Reply #121: Sep 17, 2009 09:11:29 am
      Yer Ma's so stupid: she thought Premature Ejaculation was the Prime Minister of Spain!
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)
      → Reply #122: Sep 17, 2009 06:58:02 pm
      Yer Ma's that old, the last time she crossed the Mersey the ship had cannons on it.
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)
      → Reply #123: Feb 19, 2010 01:00:51 am
      Yer ma's that ugly it looks like she was playing duck apple in the chip pan.
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