Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)

Ya Ma's that fat that she could sell shade down at crosby beach

Ya Ma's that fat that she could sell shade down at crosby beach

Well its never bloody sunny there at Crosby beach, so ma would be skint

ya ma is so hairy like, wen you was born you almost died of rugburn

yer ma is so ugly that she gives Tevez a run for his money in the ugly stakes.

I really don't like these yo mama jokes that much ... but I made one up for you guys :

yo mama's ass is so big that she got more junk in her trunk than a garbage dump

Yer Ma is so fat that when she walks along the beach wales beach themselves and sing "we are family".

your moma is so ugly that she teached her arse to speak and walked backwards.

your moma has got an apology letter from durex as a birth certificate!

Yo Mamma so fat when she steps on the scales it says 'to be continued'

Yo Mamma so fat when she steps on the scales it says 'to be continued'

Heard that

Yo Mamma so fat everyone around the world visits her Himalayas!

your moma is so ugly that she teached her arse to speak and walked backwards.

Yo Mamma so fat when she steps on the scales it says 'to be continued'

Heard that

Yo Mamma so fat everyone around the world visits her Himalayas!

 

It's not Your or Yo Mama.

It's Yer Ma. Keep it Scouse in here please.

Thank you.

yo mars that fat, when she went to tenerife beach the locals tried to club her to death

yer ma,is so fat you have to roll her in flour to find her wet spot.

Yer Ma's so ugly she makes onions cry.

Yer ma's so stupid she challenged you to a yer ma insult competition

A Mag's original folks

Yer Ma's so ugly, when she was born they smacked her Ma's ass.

Yer Ma's so ugly, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got an X certificate - you had to be 18 to look at her!

Yer Ma's so fat that she went high board diving in Arizona once, now it's just the grand canyon

Yer ma's so fat she's got more rolls than Sayers.

Yer ma's so ugly she comes with a health warning

Yer ma's the reason no one sings who ate all the pie's anymore

Yer ma's so short she has to slam dunk her bus fair

Yer Ma's so Ugly, She does Trick or Treat over the phone.

Yer ma's so ugly even her reflection turns away.