I think this line up would be entertaining to say the least!
Hilario (well named for a keeper!))
Wes Brown Philippe Senderos John O'Shea Tal Ben Haim
Emmanuel Eboue Steve Sidwell John Obi Mikel Harry Kewell (fitness permitting)
Andriy Voronin Andriy Shevchenko
honourable near misses to Gary 'rat face' Neville and Didier 'we have a man down' Drogba.
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