Mancs Alternative Torres Song

(Mods I'm sorry if this is in the wrong place so feel free to move or delete, I just was'nt sure what section to put it in  )


My mate sent me a link and it turned out to be to a manc forum (very low quality and lfcreds.com make them look even more insegnificant) and I saw this

'I want to be a red he said, Torres, Torres.
We turned him down and then we signed Tevez, Tevez
Now he's playing for the scouse,
When he's away they'll rob his house,
Fernando Torres, Liverpool's full of crime'

A few facts as to why this is totally pathetic:

1. Torres was 5 goals short of getting double the amount of goals Tevez did so clearly we made the better signing out of the 2
2. 'We turned him down and then we signed Tevez, Tevez'   Torres turned you down everytime and there was more than one occasion you dumb fucktards
3. 'When he's away they'll rob his house'   We now know who to blame if his house is robbed
4. 'Liverpool's full of crime'   and manchester isn't   



(Again I appologise if this is in the wrong part)

Typical manchester, lack of knowledge about the game is scary

Gotta say really, its a funny song, let em sing it. Who gives a F**k. They love us that much, they sing about us, talk about us. Even buy a scouse player. Mancs.... they be asking us to twin citys with them next 

Quite funny. But how sh*t are other fans concerning coming up with an original song for their team or players? They just can't do it like us can they!

The choice of singing for my team or singing about another team never happens for me. It's always LFC all the way.

What's the odds they'll sing this at every game? Personally I don't see anything wrong with singing about the opposition you're actually playing at the time, but Utd seem to have some obsession with singing about us all the time.

That is quite funny. Obviously flawed by the fact its a load of sh*te but its what is to expected from the mancs.

Stuipd Manc cu*ts.... those words are sh*t...you can't even bounce to it

It is funny but also aggrevates me that they took the original and pulled it apart. Manc pricks!

Common Manc folk are all bas**rds. Ah well, quite positive if that is sung by them against us one game next season it will be ousted by the real Torres song. Besides, who was the best striker in world football last season eh?

In conclusion, Mancs are pricks.

F**k the manc cu*ts.......   sing this one back......
(to the tune of "there is a taven in the town")

Park Ji-Sung he ate my dog... ate my dog
Park Ji-Sung he ate my dog... ate my doooog
He sliced it, dice it and through it in a wok
Park Ji-Sung he ate my dog...
ate my dog

Turned him down, you cheeky cu*ts......... in your f***in dreams you turned him down!!

End of.  Don't even get me started on Manchester Crime or F***ing Tevez compared to Torres!!! 

Since Torres took a little bit of a dive at them in their ground he's sh*t.  Apparently.  Oh and that he signed for us and snubbed Fergie.  F**k them!  Brainless tw*ts.

The funny thing is, this song was probably only created so that us Scousers could moan about Utd because we haven't been taking any notice of them of late!   

Least this song will give them something different to sing. Whenever I watch them (not very often) all I can hear them sing is "Viva Ronaldo" over and over again, I swear by the looks of it even Ronaldo gets sick of it! They've created yet another uninspiring chant.

Let them try and make another version of the Kop. It wont compare anything to the original

I think its great that we mean that much to them that they insist on copying all our songs and changing the words to be about us. However I do feel the time as come for us to make up a song to sing to them,on matchday against them not all season, to give them a bit of stick about copying our songs.

Isnt a bit sad that they sing about 1 player over and over and over I mean they have one of the most sucessful managers ever and they dont even chant his name!!!

By the way isnt it strange that our other big rivals most sung song informs us that they dont care what the red ***** say. Ah to be admired so much by your rivals that they always sing about you no matter where or who they play

F**k the manc cu*ts.......   sing this one back......
(to the tune of "there is a taven in the town")

Park Ji-Sung he ate my dog... ate my dog
Park Ji-Sung he ate my dog... ate my doooog
He sliced it, dice it and through it in a wok
Park Ji-Sung he ate my dog...
ate my dog

Turned him down, you cheeky cu*ts......... in your f***in dreams you turned him down!!

Now that is F***ing funny!!!! 

Torres snubbed them and they dont like it. Thing is what gets me is the fact that Fergie gets away yet again without so much as a warning after his comments about the ref and Hacket, the whole of football seems to role around the Mancs and they dont like it when we are taking any limelight away from them in a shape or form. What a bunch of tw*ts..

What's the odds they'll sing this at every game? Personally I don't see anything wrong with singing about the opposition you're actually playing at the time, but Utd seem to have some obsession with singing about us all the time.

I agree i made the mistake of watching thier semi final in my student union and all of the songs sung by the Mancs, half of them were about scousers or Liverpool fans , i think they secretly love us...

Tevez song to torres tune-

The neck scar proved he lost his head Tevez, Tevez,
Youll never shag a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez
You ugly tw*t you argy c**t they've put your head on back to front,
Carlos Tevez Herman Monster head!

 

Actually, government figures say that Manchester has higher overall rates of crime. Liverpool has higher rates of burglary. but Manchester has higher rates of violent crime and robbery.

The opposition never talk about other teams players unless they are envious and they would love him at their place, as for Tevez he isn't signed yet and wouldn't it be funny if DIC takes over and end up buying his contract (pay back for the Heinz affair) can you imagine the look on Ferguson's face and after last years court ruling in his favour over Heinz he'd bloody well deserve something like that), wont happen though but you can dream cant you......

Hahahahah the Mancs think they turned Torres down? Hilarious...

I think its funny actually and was just about to quote the Tevez Herman Munster one in response but I see Ive already been beaten too it.

Let them sing it! f*ck em! I dont care, as long as Torres keeps scoring they can sing it all they like its just a song

Tevez song to torres tune-

The neck scar proved he lost his head Tevez, Tevez,
Youll never shag a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez
You ugly tw*t you argy c**t they've put your head on back to front,
Carlos Tevez Herman Monster head!


















 

Legendry, get this song blaring

Tevez song to torres tune-

The neck scar proved he lost his head Tevez, Tevez,
Youll never shag a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez
You ugly tw*t you argy c**t they've put your head on back to front,
Carlos Tevez Herman Monster head!

 

Absolute quality mate

Tevez song to torres tune-

The neck scar proved he lost his head Tevez, Tevez,
Youll never shag a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez
You ugly tw*t you argy c**t they've put your head on back to front,
Carlos Tevez Herman Monster head!

 

Had me stitches! F***ing top notch.

The Mancs are good at coming up with their own tunes. Typical they want evrything we have got. 

Both tunes quality ha ha

Tevez song to torres tune-

The neck scar proved he lost his head Tevez, Tevez,
Youll never shag a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez
You ugly tw*t you argy c**t they've put your head on back to front,
Carlos Tevez Herman Monster head!

 

That is F***ing quality mate

think someone should go pot that in the united forums, even though they could well be hearing it at anfield next season

Tevez song to torres tune-

The neck scar proved he lost his head Tevez, Tevez,
Youll never shag a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez
You ugly tw*t you argy c**t they've put your head on back to front,
Carlos Tevez Herman Monster head!

 

Well I'm just F***ing disgusted by that! Revolting, after all the serious talk we had about the cockney song I thought things would have calmed down!!!!!

First of all, you're not allowed to call him an "argy", that's racism, just because we beat their butts in the Falklands doesn't mean we can insult them all. Second, that's twice you've compared him to female genitalia; now I've seen some of those up close ( ), and I can honestly say that what you're saying is an insult to the female sex: I can't imagine licking Tevez's face all over!

  

who is Tevez?
who is manc?

They have not own songs?

Well I'm just F***ing disgusted by that! Revolting, after all the serious talk we had about the cockney song I thought things would have calmed down!!!!!

First of all, you're not allowed to call him an "argy", that's racism, just because we beat their butts in the Falklands doesn't mean we can insult them all. Second, that's twice you've compared him to female genitalia; now I've seen some of those up close ( ), and I can honestly say that what you're saying is an insult to the female sex: I can't imagine licking Tevez's face all over!

  

Well thought of though

Sad and pathetic-that about suns up the urinals.

What's the odds they'll sing this at every game? Personally I don't see anything wrong with singing about the opposition you're actually playing at the time, but Utd seem to have some obsession with singing about us all the time.

true, as do everton. Ah well cant help it if we're popular can we?

Tevez song to torres tune-

The neck scar proved he lost his head Tevez, Tevez,
Youll never shag a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez
You ugly tw*t you argy c**t they've put your head on back to front,
Carlos Tevez Herman Monster head!

 

, thats brilliant kenny!

What's the odds they'll sing this at every game? Personally I don't see anything wrong with singing about the opposition you're actually playing at the time, but Utd seem to have some obsession with singing about us all the time.

They scrapped Viva Ronaldo now then?

As much as I hate to say this, that Viva Ronaldo tune is catchy!

Slighty OT

As much as I hate to say this, that Viva Ronaldo tune is catchy!

Slighty OT

Be nice to hear something else at a United match barre that and a pin drop though.

Be nice to hear something else at a United match barre that and a pin drop though.

Yeah it does get a bit annoying after a while

remember the banner in one of our cup finals once? "DON'T BOMB IRAQ, NBUKE MANCHESTER"....?

well....how much of a hint do the US airforce need?

As much as I hate to say this, that Viva Ronaldo tune is catchy!

Slighty OT

Catchy? Its shithouse. Can you imagine an Anfield crowd singing that if Ronaldo played for us? Terrible song!

Catchy? Its shithouse. Can you imagine an Anfield crowd singing that if Ronaldo played for us? Terrible song!

how does it go ?

Viva Ronaldooo
Viva Ronaldo
Running Down The Wing
Hear United Sing
Viva Ronaldo

To the worst tune. I'm glad Ronaldo never came to us, you cant fit his name to the tune of the Torres song now can you? And it wouldnt be Ronaldo jump, more like the Ronaldo 'stumble' or something completely insane like that.